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Darth Vader joins Fathers for Justice

The organisation Fathers for Justice gained a high-profile new member today as Darth Vader attended their Annual General Meeting and recounted the harrowing story of how he lost contact with his children.

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Posted: Nov 4th, 2011
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Death Star to close this Sunday, confirms Vader

The Empire confirmed today it is closing the Death Star with immediate effect, and promised ‘full co-operation’ with the official investigation into alleged illegal practices over a number of years, culminating in the destruction of the planet Alderaan.

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Posted: Jul 8th, 2011
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Star Wars ‘Emperor’s Theme’ heard on the wind as Pope’s visit approaches

he cometh‘It sounded familiar, but I wasn’t sure what it was for a few minutes, then I realised ‘Shit, yes, the pope’s coming to visit, isn’t he?”

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Posted: Sep 14th, 2010
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Star Wars Storm Troopers ‘suffering mental health issues’

Ex-Storm troopers' lives being lived day by dayA recent poll of Imperial Storm troopers has revealed that as many as 20% are suffering from psychological issues due to the fact that they have had to switch from fighting for the good of the Universe to joining the Dark Side.

‘Every day is a living nightmare’ said clone Storm trooper A4815162342 who has been diagnosed as suffering from ‘Star Wars Syndrome’.

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Posted: Mar 16th, 2009
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‘Grand Designs’ to feature Darth Vader’s Death Star

‘It was the size of a small moon – a very ambitious project for a first time builder.’

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Posted: Sep 8th, 2008
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