The organisation Fathers for Justice gained a high-profile new member today as Darth Vader attended their Annual General Meeting and recounted the harrowing story of how he lost contact with his children.
Posted: Nov 4th, 2011
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The Empire confirmed today it is closing the Death Star with immediate effect, and promised ‘full co-operation’ with the official investigation into alleged illegal practices over a number of years, culminating in the destruction of the planet Alderaan.
Posted: Jul 8th, 2011
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‘It sounded familiar, but I wasn’t sure what it was for a few minutes, then I realised ‘Shit, yes, the pope’s coming to visit, isn’t he?”
Posted: Sep 14th, 2010
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A recent poll of Imperial Storm troopers has revealed that as many as 20% are suffering from psychological issues due to the fact that they have had to switch from fighting for the good of the Universe to joining the Dark Side.
‘Every day is a living nightmare’ said clone Storm trooper A4815162342 who has been diagnosed as suffering from ‘Star Wars Syndrome’.
Posted: Mar 16th, 2009
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‘It was the size of a small moon – a very ambitious project for a first time builder.’
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