Inspectors slam first Jedi Faith School
Religious education focused too narrowly around ‘the Force’.
Posted: Nov 23rd, 2013
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Luke Skywalker censures Daily Mail for slur against his father
The controversy surrounding the freedom of the press took another sinister turn this morning after a tabloid article suggested that the popularity of yet another much-loved celebrity might have been misplaced, and urged the public to take another good, hard look at his dad.
Posted: Oct 9th, 2013
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Empire switches mobile contract to O2 amid Jedi bias allegations
Darth Vader the Dark Lord of the Sith today confirmed that the Imperial Empire have decided to switch their mobile operator from Vodafone to O2 after the company showed allegiance to the Jedi with a series of marketing campaigns and a special Jedi Tariff that includes 500 Cross Galaxy minutes.
Posted: May 12th, 2012
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Jedis disappointed with new ‘energy-saving’ lightsabers
‘These new lightsabers are rubbish,’ complained Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi. ‘They take ages to light up and when they do you can barely see anything with them.’
Posted: Mar 7th, 2012
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