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Stephen Hawking gets Darth Vader voice synthesizer
Stephen Hawking was back in the media spotlight again this week with the announcement that he was getting a new voice synthesizer based on the Star Wars villain Darth Vader. [read...]
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Luke Skywalker censures Daily Mail for slur against his father
The controversy surrounding the freedom of the press took another sinister turn this morning after a tabloid article suggested that the popularity of yet another much-loved celebrity might have been misplaced, and urged the public to take another good, [read...]
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Empire switches mobile contract to O2 amid Jedi bias allegations
Darth Vader the Dark Lord of the Sith today confirmed that the Imperial Empire have decided to switch their mobile operator from Vodafone to O2 after the company showed allegiance to the Jedi with a series of marketing campaigns and a special Jedi Tariff that includes 500 Cross Galaxy minutes. [read...]
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Jedis disappointed with new ‘energy-saving’ lightsabers
‘These new lightsabers are rubbish,’ complained Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi. ‘They take ages to light up and when they do you can barely see anything with them.’ [read...]
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Darth Vader joins Fathers for Justice
Dressed up as Batman to draw attention to his plight. [read...]