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Jedis disappointed with new ‘energy-saving’ lightsabers

Leia's comment of 'aren't you a little short for a lightsaber?' really didn't help‘These new lightsabers are rubbish,’ complained Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi. ‘They take ages to light up and when they do you can barely see anything with them.’

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Posted: Mar 7th, 2012
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Darth Vader joins Fathers for Justice

Dressed up as Batman to draw attention to his plight.

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Posted: Nov 5th, 2011
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Death Star to close this Sunday, confirms Vader

The Empire confirmed today it is closing the Death Star with immediate effect, and promised ‘full co-operation’ with the official investigation into alleged illegal practices over a number of years, culminating in the destruction of the planet Alderaan.

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Posted: Jul 8th, 2011
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Star Wars ‘Emperor’s Theme’ heard on the wind as Pope’s visit approaches

he cometh‘It kept coming and going. Then when I stopped for a cup of tea and some Kendal mint cake I realised it was music, and then I remembered where I’d heard it before. My first thought was, ‘Shit, yes, the Pope’s coming to visit isn’t he?’

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Posted: Sep 14th, 2010
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Star Wars Storm Troopers ‘suffering mental health issues’

Ex-Storm troopers' lives being lived day by dayA recent poll of Imperial Storm troopers has revealed that as many as 20% are suffering from psychological issues due to the fact that they have had to switch from fighting for the good of the Universe to joining the Dark Side.

‘Every day is a living nightmare’ said clone Storm trooper A4815162342 who has been diagnosed as suffering from ‘Star Wars Syndrome’.

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Posted: Mar 16th, 2009
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