It transpires that the UK government has been suppressing Coronavirus mortality rates by ignoring non-hospital deaths and passing them off as the work of extra-terrestrial kidnappers or the cast of The Borrowers. Your grandmother is not dead, [read...]
For whatever reason, someone was finally interested in my intimate life. [read...]
Founder and CEO of Facebook Mark Zuckerberg is to bring legal proceedings against the UK government for breaching personal data laws by non-consensual disclosure of his non-location. The odd-faced billionaire reacted with incredulity to the frivolous posting of a photograph by MPs and dignitaries revealing a seat at the hearing where he should have been… [read...]
Chicago police are investigating a crop of kidnappings and murders which may be linked to the sale of witness protection scheme data to a number of web marketing companies and organised crime syndicates. [read...]
In the rush to protect everyone’s data from The Matrix, an over-enthusiastic IT manager, from Stroud, may have inadvertently erased the ‘sum of human knowledge’. Sadly it looks like 100% of the internet may have been deleted and along with it 28% of mankind’s knowledge and 100% of its porn. [read...]
