Brazilian soccer idol, Neymar, has told French journalists that, following his £200 million move from Spanish giants, Barcelona, to Paris Saint-Germain he finally feels confident enough financially to take out a full year’s subscription to Amazon’s premier delivery service, [read...]
Former underwear model David Beckham has finally spoken out about the years of intense training and painstaking practice which he had to endure to finally establish himself as England’s undisputed first-choice perfumier. [read...]
In one email to his PR agency, Beckham allegedly fumed ‘Ken f***ing Clarke? You’re having a f***ing laugh. All that c*** has ever done is smoke cigars and wear Hush Puppies. [read...]
Publishers Random House have admitted that ‘’What I See’, the first book by Brooklyn Beckham, is a concession to his father David’s literary preferences, in that it comprises 300 photographs taken by the teenager. The original version was a 70,000-word tome entitled “On the Bench: A Treatise on Childhood Personality Development in an Environment of Subjugation due to Parental Public Acclaim – A Psychoanalytic Perspective’. [read...]
In 2008 Rebecca Adlington put Mansfield on the map with her heroics at the Beijing Olympics, filling a slightly embarrassing gap south of Sheffield. Now success from other British sports stars means that ‘at least 90% of the towns in Britain’ feature on road maps. [read...]
