A spokesman for David Beckham has announced that he will be teaming up with Bentley to help with the design and launch of a new generation of hybrid push bikes: “Bike It Like Beckham.” The hybrid bikes–that will be targeted at Holland Park residents–will boast an impressive range of features such as “School run” [read...]
Art experts are said to be ‘hugely excited’ after new adverts for clothing chain H&M revealed a new work by the reclusive artist Banksy, sprayed onto David Beckham’s arse without his knowledge in a withering critique of celebrity underwear endorsements. [read...]
Brazilian soccer idol, Neymar, has told French journalists that, following his £200 million move from Spanish giants, Barcelona, to Paris Saint-Germain he finally feels confident enough financially to take out a full year’s subscription to Amazon’s premier delivery service, [read...]
Former underwear model David Beckham has finally spoken out about the years of intense training and painstaking practice which he had to endure to finally establish himself as England’s undisputed first-choice perfumier. [read...]
In one email to his PR agency, Beckham allegedly fumed ‘Ken f***ing Clarke? You’re having a f***ing laugh. All that c*** has ever done is smoke cigars and wear Hush Puppies. [read...]
