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Beeping Smoke Alarm set to star at the Brit Awards

even getting plaudits from Fire BrigadeWhat began as a series of barely audible warning noises, has quickly become a front runner for the prestigious music prize in the UK, the Brit Awards. Having recently been painted black by its stylist, starred in an obligatory sex tape with Robin Thicke, Beeping Smoke Alarm (BSA) is set to be the most downloaded act of 2014 ‘once Dad has found the stepladder’.

Although, ironically, it has been nominated for Best Newcomer at the 2014 Brits, BSA has been quietly gathering dust in the spare bedroom for the last two years. It only came to the attention of talent scouts after its heavy duty battery ‘gave up the ghost’, creating a whole new sound that has sent clubbers into ecstasy.

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Posted: Jan 13th, 2014
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David Bowie asked to construct new persona for George Osborne

‘After another unpopular budget,’ said a government minister,’we need to relaunch George as a completely new persona and Bowie is the man to pull it off.’

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Posted: Mar 21st, 2013
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David Bowie’s ‘Laughing Gnome’ dies after a short illness

The King of Rockery’n’Roll, Gnorman the Gnome, famed for his seventies hit single ‘The Laughing Gnome’ with David Bowie has died after a short illness. He was 2 foot 6.

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Posted: Oct 8th, 2011
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David Bowie to officially retire from being cool at next birthday

David Bowie‘It’ll be nice just to wear cardigans and comfy shoes for a change.’

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Posted: Jan 28th, 2007
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