Major Tim Peake, the International Space Station crew member, has stated that he has absolutely no desire to return to earth on Saturday. In communications with his team on earth, Major Peake said that events back on his home planet had ‘taken a turn for the worse’ [read...]
A vote to leave the EU will mean fewer musical icons and other high profile celebrities will die, according to Vote Leave. [read...]
The after-life rock supergroup that has been gradually forming over the course of the last four months is reportedly convening an urgent meeting to discuss whether to accept the newly arrived Victoria Wood as vocalist and pianist. [read...]
Inspired by ‘The Squeeze’ mocking the Prime Minister on the ‘Andrew Marr Show’, the 70’s pop legend has decided to stage the ‘ultimate snub’ by exiting this mortal coil while others simply contemplate a ‘Brexit’. [read...]
What began as a series of barely audible warning noises, has quickly become a front runner for the prestigious music prize in the UK, the Brit Awards. Having recently been painted black by its stylist, [read...]
