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Government announces help for the poor with launch of ‘Big Society’ magazine
Families can sell them on street corners rather than begging for state handouts. [read...]
Tagged David Cameron
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A Brexit Carol
Boris Johnson was awoken by the sound of chains and howls of anguish. Thinking he was in Labour Party HQ he opened his eyes and saw the spectre of David Cameron. ‘I thought your political career was dead,’ [read...]
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‘Westminster Shit Show’ to qualify for 2017 Soap Awards
Documents leaked by a source close to David Cameron today, show that every political move he’s made in the last six years has been geared around his personal ambition for The Westminster Shit Show to win the award for ‘Best Soap’. [read...]
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Man holding door open thinks he has solved gender inequality
At 12.37, Tuesday, Paul Webster (43) took the bold – some might say courageous – decision to hold a door open for a female work colleague, thus correcting decades of gender oppression and several episodes of Top Gear. [read...]
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Boris sends second letter with severed thumb
There is a further threat of waking up with a severed animal’s head, something that David Cameron knows about, only too well. [read...]