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Cameron liberates children from forced education

Young people will be able to gain practical skills like rubbish sorting, sweeping and, of course, chimney cleaning while being paid in mobile phone credits, Quavers and Red Bull.

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Posted: Feb 10th, 2012
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Big Society ‘staying in watching TV’

‘The concept can’t even get off the ground if half the population are sitting on their arse at home watching the Jeremy Kyle Show.’

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Posted: Feb 6th, 2012
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Clowns demand pay rise for appearing in children’s nightmares

‘Few people consider what it’s like to be in our shoes,’ admitted Pepe, 32. ‘Clown wages are beyond a joke.’

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Posted: Jan 26th, 2012
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British population to be dyed purple in fight against racism

equality for everyone, but Green Party raising objections‘It will be impossible to be a racist if everyone is the same colour purple. Our public information campaign will be fronted by John Terry, Luis Suarez and Diane Abbott.’

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Posted: Jan 15th, 2012
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Scotland to be released on compassionate grounds

'thanks for coming'The nation, which was sentenced to be part of Great Britain in 1707, had been seeking a parole hearing in 2014, but it will now be released with immediate effect following medical reports that its condition is terminal.

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Posted: Jan 11th, 2012
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