There were scenes of terror across the beaches of south-west England yesterday after a pod of tabloid sharks terrorised terrified tourists. ‘They were circling and looking at us,’ claimed one busty bikini-clad babe, Beverley, 19, [read...]
A Church of England crackdown on sham marriages has raised fundamental questions about the union of David Cameron and Nick Clegg who were married in a civil ceremony in May last year. [read...]
In attempt to help voters lose their lunch, the Lib Dems have promoted their answer to C4’s ‘The Undateables’. Offering a stark choice of sexual extremes, Nick Clegg has positioned himself as the ‘moderate filling’, [read...]
A gene that predisposes someone to become a Tory Bastard has been isolated by researchers at the Genome Institute. [read...]
Investigators have announced the discovery of the fragments of Chris Huhne’s moral compass under a car park in Southwark. [read...]
