‘Opening people’s emails is all well and good,’ said Moya Greene, chief executive of the Royal Mail, ‘but it will never be as profitable as opening people’s birthday cards. Workers in the sorting office tell me you can make £200 on a good day.’ [read...]
In a shock development in the on-going poltical rancour over Britain’s departure from the European Union, Brexit itself has now gained consciousness and has begun rampaging through areas that voted Remain, destroying branches of Pret-a Manger, [read...]
The cast of The Brexit Referendum are getting back together again to celebrate nearly 3 years since the sitcom first aired. Farage, Johnson, Mogg and Gove will feature in hours of coverage over the next few months. [read...]
Britain’s one and a half million unemployed people have confirmed that, like David Cameron, they’re “bored shitless” and would quite like to return to work as soon as possible. “I thought about calling up an old schoolfriend and getting him to parachute me into a cabinet job,” [read...]
Ex charity chiefs, whose funding has dried up, are to be supported by a brand new charity ‘Quids Company’ following claims that they are likely to face severe personal hardship and social deprivation after years of financial enrichment. [read...]
