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History of Michael Gove to be made compulsory in secondary schools
‘His story is as English as the Battle of Hastings, or Clause 28,’ said one source. [read...]
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Chancellor now understands ‘why we cry’
Scientists today expressed excitement that the pioneering android Chancellor, Gideon11, may have for the first time experienced something equivalent to human emotion. [read...]
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‘Drunk Tanks’ to replace Government ‘Think Tanks’
The Association of Chief Police Officers (ACPO) has suggested that by monitoring the ‘alcohol induced’ ramblings of the ‘average Geordie’ in a ‘drunk tank’ Ministers could be provided with a range of inspired policy ideas. [read...]
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SNP to replace daylight savings with ‘borrowed time’
Scotland’s First Minister has rejected David Cameron’s insistence on a shared British clock and has proposed a move to a system where by the Scots, under cover of darkness, could sneak south of the border to ‘steal the women folk’. [read...]
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Clegg dragged kicking and screaming from first all-Tory cabinet meeting
Former Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg had to be forcibly removed from the first cabinet of the new Conservative government after the meeting was disrupted in the first few minutes. [read...]