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BBC loses David Cameron
The most watched show on television, ‘David Cameron’, who is currently in his seventh season, will be leaving his ancestral homeland at the BBC for pastures new, it has emerged. [read...]
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‘Prorogation was her idea,’ says Boris.
‘I haven’t had a good state opening of Parliament for ages,’ said the Queen. ‘What’s the point in having a state carriage if I don’t use it occasionally? Or a load of crown jewels – [read...]
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Government’s ‘bubble-suit’ legislation to safeguard children
In a leak of new government plans the Daily Mail has revealed that children will be legally required to wear special bubble suits until the age of 18, in a bid to safeguard them at home, [read...]
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‘Can we stop playing now? It’s not fun any more.’ whinges Corbyn
After four long years as head of his party, beleaguered Labour Leader Jeremy Corbyn has finally had enough of being piggy in the middle to Conservative oiks, who only throw the key to Number 10 to each other, [read...]
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Bear Grylls awarded OBE for services to voluntarily doing rank sh*t
Ex-SAS soldier, but not really, and inexplicable TV personality, Bear Grylls has been awarded an OBE, for services to – amongst other putrid activities – drinking faecal liquid drained from an elephant’s humungous turd. Grylls said: ‘The art of literally eating excrement and drinking p*ss for the purposes of entertainment has long been ignored, [read...]