Sightings of infamous gang leader David ‘Dave’ Cameron continue to tantalise Scotland Yard. The shiny-faced conman has been on the lam since the failed ‘Brexit Gardens’ heist, where a gang of incompetents tried to carry out an outrageous £350 million confidence trick. [read...]
A grateful Mrs May awoke to realise that the last few years were all just a fevered cheese nightmare, that she was still Home Secretary and that David Cameron was showering in the next room. [read...]
With barely 10,000 refugees arriving at the Hungarian border in the last few days, many in the EU were starting to panic that we might run out of dispossessed masses, reasons to vote UKIP or emotive photographs of a child’s abandoned shoe. [read...]
New revelations about David Cameron’s student days claim that he ‘wantonly’ passed port in ‘an anticlockwise direction’.
An unnamed source, now a High Court Judge, described an occasion when Cameron allegedly attempted to fill his glass, [read...]
‘I find it staggering that no pandas managed to adopt children last year – local authorities must stop delaying adoptions in an attempt to find a perfect species match.’ [read...]
