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Cameron ‘not to play with rough boys like Miliband and Balls’, says his wife

David Cameron ran off the House of Commons playground in floods of tears at Prime Minister’s playtime yesterday. It is alleged that Ed Miliband was overheard taunting Mr Cameron, saying he was ‘dodgy, posh and probably had fleas.’

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Posted: Feb 14th, 2015
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Thatcher bronze statue ‘had soiled knickers’, complains bidder

The man who paid £220,000 for a bronze statue of Margaret Thatcher says he was disappointed to find the figurine did not portray the former PM as a world leader in her prime but was a more recent casting of the former Tory leader during her final days in a residential care home.

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Posted: Feb 12th, 2015
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Unethical bank helps unethical people do something unethical

No appreciation of Ethics? Most of them live in SuthexThere is shock in the UK today as a Panorama investigation has shown an unethical bank has helped unethical people do something unethical.

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Posted: Feb 10th, 2015
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HSBC bosses ‘very naughty boys’, says giggling Prime Minister

Executives at shamed bank HSBC are ‘very naughty boys’ who deserve ‘a good going over’, said a smirking Prime Minister David Cameron in a press conference earlier today. Mr Cameron made the statement when asked by journalists and followed his assertion with a wagging finger.

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Posted: Feb 10th, 2015
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‘NobNomination’ craze sweeps through Westminster

‘Often the nominee is compelled to make a complete knob out of him/herself, modelling bespoke high-viz waterproof gear that has clearly never seen mud before the photo opportunity or dare.’

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Posted: Feb 10th, 2015
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