Why people hate me for being beautiful, by David Cameron
‘I’m a tall, well-spoken and handsome man with a confident demeanour. I know how lucky I am. But there are downsides to being this beautiful.’
Posted: Apr 5th, 2012
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Clegg ‘heard May tell Clarke that PM emailed Ed Davey to say no to snooping’
‘I’m completely opposed to snooping in any form,’ said Clegg, ‘and I know my Cabinet colleagues are too because I read it in a classified policy paper that Vince Cable accidentally left on his desk yesterday.’
Posted: Apr 4th, 2012
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Government to install David Cameron telescreens in every home
The Government has stepped up its plans to increase monitoring of people’s activities by unveiling plans to introduce into every home 24-hour surveillance telescreens that will beam out the massive face of David Cameron.
‘We’ve been opening your communications for years,’ admits Royal Mail
‘Opening people’s emails is all well and good,’ said Moya Greene, chief executive of the Royal Mail, ‘but it will never be as profitable as opening people’s birthday cards. Workers in the sorting office tell me you can make £200 on a good day.’
Posted: Apr 1st, 2012
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Cameron to charge for access to Prime Minister’s Questions
‘It’s only reasonable that Mr Cameron is fairly remunerated for his work at PMQs, especially now that he has to pay for his own dinners.’
Posted: Mar 27th, 2012
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