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New woes for government as official figures show speculation up by, say, 30%

could be right although, hang on... Excessive speculation could potentially lead to a catastrophic something

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Posted: Mar 3rd, 2015
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Russian invasion would infringe US/UK copyright

Invasion American as apple pie and high school massacres

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Posted: Mar 2nd, 2015
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Green Party to use ‘brain fade’ technique to develop all policies

but what about ebola pairs?Flushed with pride at a string of positive comments from members of her party after her ‘brain fade’ moment on TV, Natalie Bennett, leader of the Green Party, has now asked her colleagues to come up with yet more ‘creative and exciting’ policies by adopting the technique.

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Posted: Mar 1st, 2015
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David Cameron no longer allowed to work from home

Despite claiming 10 Downing Street is more of an office than his family home, HR officers have discovered the PM spends most of his days watching Netflix and playing with his cat instead of running the country.

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Posted: Feb 25th, 2015
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Parents concerned radicalised girls travel south to join the Tory party

Police, teachers and the parents of three teenagers from Liverpool who have run away from home fear they may have been radicalised and travelled south to join the Conservative party. The three girls were last seen at Watford Gap services, wearing traditional Tory dress of yellow corduroy trousers, tweed jackets and a blue rosette.

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Posted: Feb 23rd, 2015
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