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Tories blow £1m on FarmVille

It has been revealed that the Conservative Party is paying £100,000 a month to Facebook in order to subsidise David Cameron’s addiction with growing virtual crops.

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Posted: Feb 9th, 2015
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Government ‘gone’

The British Government has completely disappeared, according to reports from Westminster.

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Posted: Feb 9th, 2015
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Petting, bombing and diving to be legalised by UKIP

In an attempt to broaden the appeal of their manifesto, UKIP are set to legalise petting in public swimming baths. Other policy initiatives include an amnesty on library book fines and a very slight reduction in the cost of the TV licence.

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Posted: Feb 7th, 2015
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Eton declared ‘inadequate’ for producing mediocre politicians

'Just enough is not good enough'The National Union of Teachers has called for Eton College to be placed in ‘special measures’ as soon as possible because the elitist educational establishment has continued to produce students who have gone on to become substandard politicians.

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Posted: Feb 2nd, 2015
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UK party leaders adopt Nigeria’s popular naming convention

most votes still likely to go to Joe Noneoftheabove.In a bid to replicate Nigerian President Goodluck Jonathan’s huge popular appeal throughout his country’s electorate, Britain’s party leaders have all jumped on the ‘does exactly what it says on the tin’ bandwagon ahead of the forthcoming general election.

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Posted: Feb 2nd, 2015
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