Ryanair Chief Executive Michael O’Leary has expressed his deep regret over the death of Battle of Britain ace Squadron Leader Geoffrey Wellum. ‘He was meant to be taking over the reins on 16 flights between Ireland and the UK on Tuesday if the pilots’ strike is on. [read...]
Pensions Minister Steve Webb has proposed that all of the UK’s OAPs should be given a stark reality check in terms of life expectancy.
Steven Hawking has handed his legacy to the long suffering voice synthesiser, it has emerged. Friends close to the the 76 year old titan of theoretical physics -who died on Wednesday- said that in recent years Hawking had delegated increasing amounts of the more mundane elements of black hole research to the machine. [read...]
It has been announced that Christmas will not take place this year, following the tragic death of Father Christmas in a shooting incident in Montgomery, Alabama. Gun enthusiast and NRA member Cletus Washington III told reporters that he had opened fire in self-defence after hearing an intruder in his kitchen. [read...]