Death, CEO of Four Horsemen Enterprises, states that he and his colleagues War, Famine, and Pestilence want to re-negotiate their contract with God, it has been announced. “When we first started out in our consultancy role we were quite happy with the terms and conditions,” [read...]
The Health Minister has promised to ease lockdown to by allowing the elderly to have one visitor, which could be a health insurer, an undertaker or someone selling Saga holidays. Residents are advised to think long and hard as to whom they invite and not to waste their choice on son or daughter that they did not like in the first place. [read...]
Now that the ‘Kill Gina Miller’ crowdfunding page has been taken down, two entrepreneurs have launched KickBucketer to capitalise on the growing market for mass hate and murdering public figures.
‘With all due respect to Ms Miller,’ [read...]
The Coronavirus epidemic is actually a cunning ploy by the Baby Boom generation to screw around with everyone else once more before they go, or in many cases, while they actually go, it has emerged. [read...]
Singer songwriter and lead guitarist Ricky Smythe ‘died of misadventure after choking on someone else’s vomit’ a coroner’s court concluded. In a case which makes medical history, the Coroner, Michael Smithson said: ‘Choking on one’s own vomit is, [read...]