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Afghan war ‘likely to go to penalties’ admits Defense Secretary

With the Allied effort in Afghanistan drifting towards the end of extra-time, Defense Secretary Philip Hammond has warned journalists that the armed conflict between western forces and a loose coalition of Saudi-funded regional warlords, may have to be decided by sudden death penalties.

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Posted: Oct 30th, 2012
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Robert Peston deployed to Afghanistan as a manned drone

He's NEV-er seen ANythinggg! LIKE it‘Peston’s role will be to reconnoitre enemy terrain, identify Taliban insurgents and then subdue them by talking for hours in his excruciatingly slow, dull monotone,’ explained the Defence Secretary.

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Posted: Jul 12th, 2012
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