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Scared Wombles ‘vow to defend themselves’ following TB outbreak in SW19

Reports linking a possible TB outbreak on Wimbledon Common to the activity of Wombles have been described as ‘malicious and untrue’ by their leader, Great Uncle Bulgaria. Fearing reprisals, he insisted the group would defend themselves, making very good use of the things that they’ve found, including several handguns and a batch of AK47s that were discovered under the bushes.

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Posted: Aug 28th, 2013
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Confusing energy tariffs to be published in picture book format

price of books set to go up 20% next yearIn the wake of criticism from Ofgem and from consumer groups, utility companies are to publish energy bills and other communications in picture book formats to make them less baffling for consumers.

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Posted: Oct 20th, 2012
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Millions of badger refugees flood across Welsh border

badgers Sarge, fousands of 'emSections of the M5 and the Severn Bridge were shut last night as thousands of badger refugees fled in convoy from villages in Gloucestershire and Somerset over the border to Wales.

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Posted: Oct 14th, 2012
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Rupert Bear mauls farmer to death defending Bill Badger from cull

this is not a time for poetry, ho ho.Farmer George McDonald, 74, was pronounced ‘irretrievably poorly’ at the scene.

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Posted: Sep 19th, 2012
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Tories encourage UK households to feed British birds instead of migrants

‘Our countryside is being flooded by foreign birds coming over here to take advantage of handouts and then flying off back home for the summer. Some of them don’t even use bird baths regularly.’

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Posted: Jul 1st, 2011
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