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Labour leadership contest ‘much too fair and democratic’
Senior figures within the Labour Party have publicly criticised the party’s leadership election process, highlighting how recklessly fair and democratic it is. [read...]
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Man signs e-petition for something, feels much better
‘I could feel my social conscience exploding back into life’ [read...]
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Muslim Brotherhood overthrown for being ‘worse than the Liberal Democrats’
The Egyptian army have removed the Muslim Brotherhood from power after they consistently attempted to deliver on their manifesto commitments, dashing hopes of a nascent Western-style democracy run by bunglers, liars and posh clueless twats nobody voted for. [read...]
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House of Lords to be replaced by panel from The Voice
In a major constitutional change aimed at raising public levels of interest in parliamentary proceedings at least above those enjoyed by chaffinches on Countyfile, the House of Lords is to be scrapped and replaced by a new second chamber consisting of Sir Tom Jones, [read...]
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BBC correspondents hoping Middle East protests spread to ‘tropical country with nice beaches’
Senior BBC journalists have appealed to the BBC to stop sending them to ‘ghastly countries like Yemen and Libya’ and help foment a bit of civil unrest somewhere nicer, like Jamaica or the Maldives instead. [read...]