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Labour leadership contest ‘much too fair and democratic’
Senior figures within the Labour Party have publicly criticised the party’s leadership election process, highlighting how recklessly fair and democratic it is. [read...]
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House of Lords to be replaced by panel from The Voice
In a major constitutional change aimed at raising public levels of interest in parliamentary proceedings at least above those enjoyed by chaffinches on Countyfile, the House of Lords is to be scrapped and replaced by a new second chamber consisting of Sir Tom Jones, [read...]
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US to hold state funeral for Democracy
With the nation in mourning following the death of Democracy, the United States is to hold an official state funeral in its honour.
Speaking to an empty room at a White House press conference after all news outlets were barred from attending, [read...]
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Man signs e-petition for something, feels much better
‘I could feel my social conscience exploding back into life’ [read...]
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Muslim Brotherhood overthrown for being ‘worse than the Liberal Democrats’
The Egyptian army have removed the Muslim Brotherhood from power after they consistently attempted to deliver on their manifesto commitments, dashing hopes of a nascent Western-style democracy run by bunglers, liars and posh clueless twats nobody voted for. [read...]