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British Transport Police given ‘stop and spray’ powers of deodorisation

police finally doing something popular‘The onset of summer traditionally heralds a network-wide rise in reports of grievous bodily odour and unprovoked attacks on the nasal passages of innocent passengers’.

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Posted: Mar 27th, 2015
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Self-fellatio injury blamed on the Lynx Effect

overstretchedA 38-year-old Kent man is recovering in hospital today after dislocating his spine in an incident which he claims was caused by the ‘Lynx Effect’.

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Posted: Jan 17th, 2014
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Deodorants to be forced to mimic their brand names more accurately

New trading standards regulations are to force deodorant manufacturers to make their products match their branding more accurately.

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Posted: Apr 7th, 2011
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Scuffles at launch of ‘Country Fresh’ deodorant

The fracas developed after guest star Ulrika Jonsson swept open a small curtain on stage to reveal the slogan ‘Country Fresh Every Day!’.

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Posted: Dec 9th, 2010
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Tragedy as deodorant-covered man drowns in his own sweat

A man who dropped dead whilst jogging drowned in his own sweat after covering his entire body with antiperspirant, a coroner has ruled.

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Posted: Aug 17th, 2009
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