‘I’ll be a little like Father Christmas. Emptying my burgeoning sack of ‘good company’ into your smiling face’, declared the Secretary of State for Health.
Posted: Oct 21st, 2013
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‘Ill people have the unfortunate effect of clogging up the health system, and they can really bring down the people in the call centre with their constant winging,’ said a Government spokesman.
Posted: Jul 30th, 2013
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‘The public have the right to know how their surgeon is performing on the fairways and the greens,’ said Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt.
Posted: Jun 28th, 2013
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At least half of the current UK population will die of something fatal at some point in the future, a stark new medical report has suggested.
Eternal Life Research Group Plc., which commissioned the report, has said that the country is facing a ‘medical time bomb’ and the Government needs to take action now.
Posted: Jun 8th, 2013
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The government has started a world-wide search for someone entirely devoid of compassion and clueless enough to replace Sir David Nicholson as chief executive of the NHS.
Posted: May 22nd, 2013
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