NHS to start publishing surgeons’ golf handicaps
‘The public have the right to know how their surgeon is performing on the fairways and the greens,’ said Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt. [read...]
‘The public have the right to know how their surgeon is performing on the fairways and the greens,’ said Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt. [read...]
At least half of the current UK population will die of something fatal at some point in the future, a stark new medical report has suggested. [read...]
Politicians will no longer be able to publicly advertise their manifestos and shops will be expected to keep them hidden away from view under the counter. [read...]
‘I’ll be a little like Father Christmas. Emptying my burgeoning sack of ‘good company’ into your smiling face’, declared the Secretary of State for Health. [read...]
‘Ill people have the unfortunate effect of clogging up the health system, and they can really bring down the people in the call centre with their constant winging,’ said a Government spokesman. [read...]