NewsBiscuit

The news written by you…

Posts Tagged ‘Department of Health’

Government to keep NHS Direct in a shed in case real NHS stops working

The Coalition government has announced that axed medical helpline NHS Direct will not be scrapped completely, but kept in a shed in case the real NHS stops working.

Read more >

Posted: Aug 30th, 2010
More from News In Brief



NHS opens Fashion Victim Trauma Units

987-fashionvictimProviding counselling for hundreds of Crocs and Burberry-related incidents.

Read more >

Posted: Feb 17th, 2009
More from Health



Smokers banned from naming or pointing at favourite brand

‘From now on smokers will have to perform an elaborate round of charades to express their desire to purchase a packet of cigarettes’

Read more >

Posted: Jun 4th, 2008
More from Health