The Prime Minister has agreed to combine, the Scots/Irish bridge and a bunch of flowers into a turbo-charged method for jettisoning British citizens. Not content with stripping the Windrush generation of their rights, Mr. Johnson will now be sending people who have lived in Britain since childhood, [read...]
A Frenchman who has lived and worked in the UK for decades is being deported from his home, where he thought he would be spending the rest of his life. The man, who has been named as Arsene Wenger, [read...]
A woman who was born and raised in the UK has been told by the Home Office that she may have to go back to Germany where her ancestors are from. Elizabeth Windsor, 91, who gave her occupation as ‘the blahdy Queen’ [read...]
A 95-year-old German-Greek man who has been married to his 90-year-old British wife and resident here for seventy years may have to leave Britain after Brexit, it has emerged. The man has multiple nationalities and is known to his friends as ‘Duke’ as some struggled with his family name of Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glucksburg [read...]
The omnipresent supreme being, God, has expressed his disappointment after the European Court refused to overturn a ruling preventing him from casting out the senior radical anticleric Lucifer, commonly known as Satan, from Heaven. [read...]
