The omnipresent supreme being, God, has expressed his disappointment after the European Court refused to overturn a ruling preventing him from casting out the senior radical anticleric Lucifer, commonly known as Satan, from Heaven.
Posted: Apr 26th, 2013
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The government has signed a mutual assistance treaty with Jordan to ensure that radical cleric Abu Qatada can stay in the UK while 62.64 million British citizens are deported to Jordan, Theresa May has told MPs.
Muslim Cleric Abu Qatada spoke of his shock at winning a free holiday to a mystery destination earlier today.
Posted: Nov 13th, 2012
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‘Ok, he’s not suspected of anything, apart from being a bit annoying, but I’m sure he hasn’t got lawyers as good as Qatada’s, so hopefully it’ll all go through a bit more smoothly.’
Posted: Apr 24th, 2012
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‘Abu is looking forward to eating testicles in the jungle, as long as they’re halal.’
Posted: Feb 9th, 2012
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