A woman who was born and raised in the UK has been told by the Home Office that she may have to go back to Germany where her ancestors are from. Elizabeth Windsor, 91, who gave her occupation as ‘the blahdy Queen’ [read...]
A 95-year-old German-Greek man who has been married to his 90-year-old British wife and resident here for seventy years may have to leave Britain after Brexit, it has emerged. The man has multiple nationalities and is known to his friends as ‘Duke’ as some struggled with his family name of Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glucksburg [read...]
The omnipresent supreme being, God, has expressed his disappointment after the European Court refused to overturn a ruling preventing him from casting out the senior radical anticleric Lucifer, commonly known as Satan, from Heaven. [read...]
The government has signed a mutual assistance treaty with Jordan to ensure that radical cleric Abu Qatada can stay in the UK while 62.64 million British citizens are deported to Jordan, Theresa May has told MPs. [read...]
Muslim Cleric Abu Qatada spoke of his shock at winning a free holiday to a mystery destination earlier today. [read...]
