Vast swathes of Asia continue to be spiritually paralysed after an anxiety outbreak has swept through Buddhist temples across the continent. Public medical records reveal that 90% of Theravada and Mahayana monks are now clinically depressed. [read...]
Highways Agency announced that the vast chasm of gloom has been closed in order to perform ‘essential maintenance work’. [read...]
‘Why the long face?’ is a question that may soon be relegated to the past thanks to the release of the incredible Gregg Wallace fixed-grin device. Fitting neatly and invisibly into the corners of the mouth ‘The Wallace’ claims to turn all frowns upside down in a nano-second. [read...]
In an extraordinary turn of events Jack Carter, the Euromillions winner and former landscape gardener, continues to be euphorically joyful – despite sociological expectations that he would now be wholly dependent on Prozac. [read...]
Following the enormous success of the genteel seasonal programmes fronted by two national treasures, the BBC has announced that the latest observational wildlife series will be launched later this year live from HMP Wakefield. [read...]
