Major delays for depressives after abyss closed for essential repairs
Highways Agency announced that the vast chasm of gloom has been closed in order to perform ‘essential maintenance work’.
Posted: Jan 23rd, 2011
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Highways Agency announced that the vast chasm of gloom has been closed in order to perform ‘essential maintenance work’.
Posted: Jan 23rd, 2011
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‘He’d been acting strange for a while, not updating his status and such. I feel guilty that I didn’t pick up on it and post something on his wall.’
Posted: Jan 28th, 2010
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Following the enormous success of the genteel seasonal programmes fronted by two national treasures, the BBC has announced that the latest observational wildlife series will be launched later this year live from HMP Wakefield.
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010
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A man was confirmed dead this morning following his collapse in the London, Victoria branch of Argos. Paramedics rushed to the scene after the shopper, confirmed as 32 year old Mark White, keeled over while waiting to collect a Nintendo Wii.
Posted: Dec 24th, 2007
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‘Oh, yeah, Greg was always telling us how mad he was!’