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Major delays for depressives after abyss closed for essential repairs

sufferers being re-routed via city of UtopiaHighways Agency announced that the vast chasm of gloom has been closed in order to perform ‘essential maintenance work’.

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Posted: Jan 23rd, 2011
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Would-be social suicide talked down from Facebook deletion

Computer_Frustration‘He’d been acting strange for a while, not updating his status and such. I feel guilty that I didn’t pick up on it and post something on his wall.’

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Posted: Jan 28th, 2010
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Bill Oddie and Kate Humble to present ‘Suicidewatch’

viewers already asking; 'Is it twitching?'Following the enormous success of the genteel seasonal programmes fronted by two national treasures, the BBC has announced that the latest observational wildlife series will be launched later this year live from HMP Wakefield.

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Posted: Jan 14th, 2010
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Christmas shopper loses the will to live in Argos

A man was confirmed dead this morning following his collapse in the London, Victoria branch of Argos. Paramedics rushed to the scene after the shopper, confirmed as 32 year old Mark White, keeled over while waiting to collect a Nintendo Wii.

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Posted: Dec 24th, 2007
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Office ‘nutter’ did actually have serious mental health problems

‘Oh, yeah, Greg was always telling us how mad he was!’

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Posted: Jul 17th, 2007
More from Business, Health