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Shock and confusion as Clegg says something sensible about drugs

back in the running for the student voteMuch to the surprise of those political correspondents who spend their time checking hens for teeth and pigs for wings, the Deputy Prime Minister, Nick Clegg, has stunned analysts by suggesting that drug addiction is primarily a health rather than a criminal issue.

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Posted: Mar 6th, 2015
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Nick Clegg orders Chinese for Cabinet

‘This proves that Nick Clegg is in charge of decisions of the utmost importance,’ said a Downing Street statement.

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Posted: Sep 19th, 2012
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Clegg to be pageboy at Royal wedding, confirms proud Cameron

A proud David and Samantha Cameron have announced that their little darling Nick Clegg will toddle down the aisle as a pageboy at the wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton on 29 April, if he can make it all the way on his own without tears or backbench rebellions.

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Posted: Mar 8th, 2011
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Supply leader Nick Clegg fails to keep control as entire nation starts humming

Doesn't want to have to get angry.‘Look, I know exactly what you are doing. Just because Mr Cameron is away, you think that you can start mucking around. Well, you’ve had your fun, now get back to work.’

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Posted: Aug 17th, 2010
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