‘Eternal punishment this maybe, but mortal commuters have already accrued an average of 20 odd years cruel and unusual punishment on the tracks and I for one think that counts for something!’ tweeted The Evil One, [read...]
The Devil (commonly known as Old Nick) and Father Christmas (AKA Saint Nick) have written a joint letter to the Times stating ‘Neither of us is the other’.
‘This has been an embarrassment for years,’ grumbled the usually genial philanthropist. [read...]
The theatrical agency representing the person responsible for a third of ‘Top Gear’s Ironic World of Lazy Stereotypes’, has revealed that Richard Hammond will be under new ownership as of next year. With Morrisons (Hammond’s favourite food store) delivering through Amazon (Hammond’s favourite online retailer) who now employ Jeremy Clarkson (Hammond’s second favourite fallen angel), [read...]