Satan branded ‘Neighbour From Hell’
A newly arrived Isle of Wight resident calling himself ‘Satan, the Devil, the Prince of Darkness’, has been dubbed ‘the neighbour from hell by locals.
Posted: Aug 15th, 2011
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Cameron to give Satan ‘second chance’ as No.10 press secretary
Prime Minister David Cameron has today denied accusations of poor judgement after confirming that he has appointed Satan, former overseer of hell, as his new director of communications in Downing Street.
Posted: Jul 18th, 2011
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Devil agrees to trial community sentences
The Devil will impose non-custodial sentences following a report by the Chief Inspector of Prisons highlighting problems of overcrowding and poor conditions in Hell.
Posted: Oct 13th, 2010
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Estate agent who sold his soul disappointed with current market value
‘I should have read the small print,’ confessed Darren Johnson, 32, ‘but Satan was so charming and persuasive, and he told me I couldn’t possibly lose.’
Posted: Jul 23rd, 2009
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Satan releases DNA results to prove no link with Mandelson
A triumphant Satan held a press conference yesterday, after a DNA test proved he has no genetic link to Peter Mandelson.
Posted: May 2nd, 2009
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