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Scotland can set price of Irn Bru, says Prime Minister

Discussions in Edinburgh, described as ‘heated’, between David Cameron and Nicola Sturgeon have led to the first concessions being made: the Scottish Assembly is now able to set the price of Scotland’s unofficial national drink, Irn Bru, north of the border.

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Posted: May 15th, 2015
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Tesco daffodil incident ‘first stage of Backward Evolution’, warns science

Charles Darwin’s theory of evolution by natural selection was given even more credence this week, after several Tesco shoppers were hospitalised after ingesting daffodil bulbs they assumed were onions.

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Posted: Feb 8th, 2015
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Murray apologises for expressing non-bland opinion

and if he ever goes on Strictly...Tennis star Andy Murray has issued a statement of apology to the British public for any offence he may have caused by saying something that was not a confused jumble of sports-related clichés in a miserable-sounding voice.

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Posted: Sep 25th, 2014
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‘Elgar Country’ declares independence from UK

In the latest surprise move for the devolution of the UK, Elgar Country otherwise known as the apple orchards near Malvern has declared independence from the UK crown and government. Though not all the reasons for the split are yet clear, the main reason for devolution seems to be tax free cider.

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Posted: Jan 18th, 2012
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Scotland to be released on compassionate grounds

'thanks for coming'It’s only fair to let them slip away peacefully into national self-determination.’

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Posted: Jan 11th, 2012
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