‘I was just gobsmacked when he handed over a credit card and nothing else. I was waiting for the cereal box vouchers or newspaper coupons, but nothing’. [read...]
People in the news should refrain from appearing on television bulletins sitting on horrible sofas, says a social attitudes report.
Dr. Muriel Comfort of the Social Attitudes Foundation, said: ‘Typically, man and wife, [read...]
‘It’s a disgrace’,fumed Ferguson. ‘The length of the sale was clearly advertised on TV. We shopped accordingly and, by the end of Sunday, we had a lovely vibrating armchair with head massage settings.’ [read...]
In a surprise move, sofa retailer DFS announced today they are all set to buck the national trend of economic doom and gloom. The peddler of softwood, foam and velour seating confirmed that plans are well advanced to launch a massive cut price sale. [read...]
Apple is preparing to enter the UK sofa market with an ambitious bid to acquire DFS.
‘It makes complete sense,’ says market analyst Rodney Wiles. ‘Steve Jobs has long been an admirer of DFS cool and he likes to relax with Jonathan Ive on a DFS 3 seater double manual recliner in brown leather.’ [read...]