Theresa May’s cabinet have been embroiled in all-night negotiations this week to submit the final design for the new cabinet room sofa before the DFS Christmas deadline. A Junior Minister for Soft Furnishings explained, “Everyone wants something different. [read...]
‘I started backtracking faster than Rowan Williams saying there might be something in Sharia Law.’ [read...]
‘I was just gobsmacked when he handed over a credit card and nothing else. I was waiting for the cereal box vouchers or newspaper coupons, but nothing’. [read...]
People in the news should refrain from appearing on television bulletins sitting on horrible sofas, says a social attitudes report.
Dr. Muriel Comfort of the Social Attitudes Foundation, said: ‘Typically, man and wife, [read...]
‘It’s a disgrace’,fumed Ferguson. ‘The length of the sale was clearly advertised on TV. We shopped accordingly and, by the end of Sunday, we had a lovely vibrating armchair with head massage settings.’ [read...]