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Claim that Venus of Urbino reclines on a DFS sofa sparks conflict

nothing to pay until small child stops throwing-up in box of toysA claim that Titian’s Venus of Urbino (1538) is portrayed reclining on a DFS sofa has provoked fierce hostilities between art experts and discount sofa manufacturers.

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Posted: Dec 31st, 2009
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Derren Brown correctly predicts DFS Double Discount Deal

TV hypnotist Derren Brown left fellow customers gobsmacked yesterday following a surprise visit to DFS’s Taunton store.

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Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009
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MPs sign sponsorship deals to boost income

As part of efforts by MPs to find legitimate new ways to supplement their annual salary it was announced that the showcase Prime Minister’s Questions sessions would feature sponsorship. From July, MPs from both sides of the house will be entitled to ask questions such as ‘Is the Prime Minister aware of the urgency of getting down to DFS before 4pm Sunday to catch the end of its half-price sale?’

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Posted: Jun 24th, 2009
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Sofaland declares independence from the Kingdom of Leather

leather superpower has refused to recognize the separatist soft-furnishing republic

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Posted: Jan 29th, 2008
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