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God finally agrees to save Queen
After years of indecision and holy fights with his conscience, God has finally decided to save the Queen. [read...]
Tagged Diamond Jubilee
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Queen’s Diamond Jubilee enthusiasts ‘now feeling like twats’
People who backed the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee celebrations say they now ‘feel like complete twats’. ‘What was all that about?’ said Jack Peters who helped organize a street party and wore a plastic crown for four days. [read...]
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Anger as unemployed treat Jubilee weekend like Bank Holiday
There has been an angry reaction in a number of newspapers as it was discovered that nearly three million Brits took advantage of the long Bank Holiday weekend even though they don’t have a job. [read...]
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UN stands by as Jubilee is inflicted on nation
In possibly the worst case of its kind in history, an entire nation has had a Jubilee inflicted upon it over an extended period while the rest of the world stood by. [read...]
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Old lady passes 60th year in dead-end job
The 86-year-old marked her 60th year in a job which affords her no responsibility, no prospects of progression and absolutely no sense of fulfilment. [read...]