Helen Mirren on standby for Diamond Jubilee celebrations should Queen die
Helen Mirren ‘ready’ to reprise her award-winning role in ‘The Queen’. [read...]
Helen Mirren ‘ready’ to reprise her award-winning role in ‘The Queen’. [read...]
After years of indecision and holy fights with his conscience, God has finally decided to save the Queen. [read...]
People who backed the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee celebrations say they now ‘feel like complete twats’. ‘What was all that about?’ said Jack Peters who helped organize a street party and wore a plastic crown for four days. [read...]
There has been an angry reaction in a number of newspapers as it was discovered that nearly three million Brits took advantage of the long Bank Holiday weekend even though they don’t have a job. [read...]
In possibly the worst case of its kind in history, an entire nation has had a Jubilee inflicted upon it over an extended period while the rest of the world stood by. [read...]