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Helen Mirren on standby for Diamond Jubilee celebrations should Queen die
Helen Mirren ‘ready’ to reprise her award-winning role in ‘The Queen’. [read...]
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God finally agrees to save Queen
After years of indecision and holy fights with his conscience, God has finally decided to save the Queen. [read...]
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Queen’s Diamond Jubilee enthusiasts ‘now feeling like twats’
People who backed the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee celebrations say they now ‘feel like complete twats’. ‘What was all that about?’ said Jack Peters who helped organize a street party and wore a plastic crown for four days. [read...]
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Anger as unemployed treat Jubilee weekend like Bank Holiday
There has been an angry reaction in a number of newspapers as it was discovered that nearly three million Brits took advantage of the long Bank Holiday weekend even though they don’t have a job. [read...]
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UN stands by as Jubilee is inflicted on nation
In possibly the worst case of its kind in history, an entire nation has had a Jubilee inflicted upon it over an extended period while the rest of the world stood by. [read...]