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Diane Abbott to replace John Terry as England captain

plans to divide her squad into 4-4-2, and RULE!Mrs Abbott is expected to slot into Terry’s role at the centre of defence, significantly strengthening the national squad for the European Championships this summer.

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Posted: Feb 5th, 2012
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British population to be dyed purple in fight against racism

equality for everyone, but Green Party raising objections‘It will be impossible to be a racist if everyone is the same colour purple. Our public information campaign will be fronted by John Terry, Luis Suarez and Diane Abbott.’

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Posted: Jan 15th, 2012
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Miliband triumphs/fails

Mr Miliband's banana was ['very tasty, thank you'/'unavailable for comment']Their mother said the best man had [triumphed/been utterly humiliated].

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Posted: Sep 25th, 2010
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