Observers are becoming ‘increasingly concerned’ at the apparent absence of the Prime Minister only weeks from a general election. ‘She’s dead, stands to reason, don’t it?’ said a taxi driver. ‘How else do you account for her refusal to appear on the radio, [read...]
‘So-called ‘imaginary’ numbers – based on the square root of a negative number – were considered an oddity for many years until they proved their worth in electronic and electrical engineering’, said mathematician Jonathan Hughes. [read...]
Nick Ferrari: So how much would 10,000 police officers cost? Diane Abbott: Well, erm… if we recruit the 10,000 police men and women over a four-year period, we believe it’ll be about £300,000. Nick Ferrari: £300,000 for 10,000 police officers? [read...]
With the recent death of Britain’s tallest man, Neil Fingleton, the race is now on to nominate who should next fill the role. Speaking on the Daily Politics, Labour MP Diane Abbott has slammed the ‘short list’ [sic] of potential candidates as being ‘far too pale, [read...]
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Their mother said the best man had [triumphed/been utterly humiliated]. [read...]
