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Miliband triumphs/fails
Their mother said the best man had [triumphed/been utterly humiliated]. [read...]
Tagged Diane Abbott
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MPs portraits so expensive ‘because they need to capture both faces’
Officials at the Commons have defended the £250,000 spent on MPs’ portraits over the last twenty years, claiming that this represents good value for money because MPs have at least two faces needing painting, so artists have to be paid double. [read...]
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Diane Abbott to replace John Terry as England captain
Mrs Abbott is expected to slot into Terry’s role at the centre of defence, significantly strengthening the national squad for the European Championships this summer. [read...]
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British population to be dyed purple in fight against racism
‘It will be impossible to be a racist if everyone is the same colour purple. Our public information campaign will be fronted by John Terry, Luis Suarez and Diane Abbott.’ [read...]