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Dastardly and Muttley paint tunnel on wall at Tour de France

Following Dick Dastardly’s dastardly plan to pop everyone else’s tyres yesterday, the leader of team ‘Le Batard’ has today painted a tunnel on a brick wall.

To everyone’s amazement, the peloton swept through this adhoc structure and on to the finish in the South West town of Pau. Team Le Batard however were left further behind as a result of colliding with a brick wall in an attempt to get back into the day’s main bunch.

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Posted: Jul 17th, 2012
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Dastardly to appeal against Formula One ban

at least he didn't just crash into a wallDick Dastardly, owner and lead driver of Mean Machine Racing, has announced that he will appeal to the motor racing authorities against his recent ejection from the sport for persistent infringements of racing rules.

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Posted: Sep 26th, 2009
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