U.S. conservatives defend ‘the right to bear fat’
‘Everywhere you looked there was oil and mayo oozing out of the burgers, ketchup splattered over the tables, shakes spilled across the floor.’
Posted: Apr 29th, 2013
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‘Diet lard’ released to combat obesity epidemic
Lard companies have jumped on the socially responsible bandwagon by releasing ‘diet lard’, a new product for fat people who don’t really like salad but like lard. Diet lard is being produced in half pound blocks, with claims that it has 50% less fat than the traditional one pound block of lard.
Posted: Mar 22nd, 2013
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Breakthrough as scientists confirm ‘everything in excess’ is bad for you
‘It appears that literally everything – from asparagus to zoom bars – can and probably will kill you if you excessively indulge in them,’ explained Dr Stevenson.
Posted: Mar 17th, 2013
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Overweight colleague to switch to skimmed milk
It was confirmed this morning that local office worker Sally Gibson is to move from semi-skimmed to skimmed milk in an effort to lose weight.
Posted: Sep 11th, 2012
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Victoria Beckham bloats to 34 stone as diet drops to ‘homeopathic levels’
Beckham is said to have skipped a crucial mung-bean salad last week, diluting her calorie intake to dangerously fattening levels.
Posted: Jul 14th, 2012
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