Surrey magistrates hit couple with first ‘Overly Social Behaviour Order’
Charged with whistling in a cheerful manner and failing to erect net curtains.
Posted: Jan 30th, 2010
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Precocious child wows dinner guests with talents
A newlywed couple have reassessed their previously indifferent attitude towards having children after the dinner show performed by their best friends’ four-year-old son last Saturday.
Posted: Jan 8th, 2010
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Guests still showing no signs of leaving
‘It feels like they’ve been here for years,’ said Brian Sheldon, an indigene of the disputed territory. ‘They keep raising our hopes saying, ‘Well, we’d better be going,’ and ‘I’m sure you’ve got things to do’, but they never actually go.’
Posted: Jul 26th, 2009
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Agency hiring out ‘stupid people’ for smart dinner party circuit
An Islington company that hires out fools for social occasions is thriving despite the recession, according to the company’s PR spokesman. ‘Fool Hire Ltd supplies clients with a stupid person to attend their gatherings as a working guest,’ explained Magnus Catchpole. ‘The client can choose from a simple idiot to top-of-the range loudmouth cretin and we charge by the hour with weekends rather more expensive.’
Posted: Apr 24th, 2009
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Moldovan president claims G20 invitation ‘definitely said this week’
‘I came here to discuss global economics. Look – I have notebook, calculator, everything.’
Posted: Apr 10th, 2009
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