‘Catch It, Bin It, Kill It’ campaign fails to kill off George Osborne
The infamous George Osborne (Georgeus Gideoliver Osbornosus) bacterium has failed to be controlled yet again, for more than its third time in office. ‘We know the filthy germ thrives in places with a lot of money,’ an NHS spokesman stated in an exclusive interview. ‘Lucky for us, we don’t have any’.
Posted: Jan 20th, 2013
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