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Russian parents offered refund on Baby Eisenstein DVDs

A full refund has been offered to all parents who have purchased Baby Eisenstein products after it was revealed that not one toddler has yet become a revolutionary film director.

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Posted: Oct 30th, 2009
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Fairy-tale heroines ‘heartbroken’ by Prince Charming bigamy scandal

BastardThree humiliated former spouses of Prince Charming spoke out today after it emerged that the royal cad had been married to them all simultaneously.

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Posted: Jul 21st, 2009
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Pooh Bear diagnosed with eating disorder

Psychological remedies sought for bear’s ‘chronic binge eating’. Fans of Winnie the Pooh are said to be appalled that the return of Winnie the Pooh to the Hundred Acre Wood will include psychological analysis for the bear’s ‘chronic binge eating’.

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Posted: Jan 13th, 2009
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Disneyland launches modern-day pirates ride

Families will now experience a 21st century African hi-jack by real Somali warlords wielding Kalashnikovs

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Posted: Nov 20th, 2008
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