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US threatens Russia with more sanctions, starting with the export of Disney films

Barrack Obama has stepped up the rhetoric in the dispute with Vladimir Putin over Russia’s actions in Ukraine, confirming that any further threats to Ukrainian sovereignty would lead to drastic action, starting with a full and non-negotiable export ban on Disney films.

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Posted: Apr 14th, 2014
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Quest for cheap razor blades ends in disappointment

A team of hirsute scientists and adventurers has returned from an unsuccessful six-month trek of the British Isles, jointly sponsored by the Disney and the Mormons, looking for affordable razor blades for men as part of a world-wide anti-poverty campaign.

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Posted: Jan 14th, 2014
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Disneyland launches modern-day pirates ride

Disneyland has updated its famous ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ ride that thrilled so many theme park visitors and inspired the popular Johnny Depp movies. Families will now experience a twenty-first century African hi-jack by real Somali warlords wielding machetes and Kalashnikovs.

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Posted: Dec 2nd, 2013
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Disney exposed as ‘not always snow white’

'Hi Ho' more of a greeting, really The world of children’s entertainment was rocked today with the revelation that the original Disney productions may have been far darker than anyone imagined.

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Posted: Jan 14th, 2013
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Evil empire takes over other evil empire in bid to finally crush childhood memories

Under the terms of the invasion, Lucas will retain a consultancy role from his bottle dungeon at Disneyland.

Speaking for about three quarters of an hour too long, the in-house Disneyland torturer said that Mr Lucas was looking forward to the franchise further trampling fans’ sacred memories underfoot.

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Posted: Nov 2nd, 2012
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