A team of hirsute scientists and adventurers has returned from an unsuccessful six-month trek of the British Isles, jointly sponsored by the Disney and the Mormons, looking for affordable razor blades for men as part of a world-wide anti-poverty campaign. [read...]
Under the terms of the invasion, Lucas will retain a consultancy role from his bottle dungeon at Disneyland.
Speaking for about three quarters of an hour too long, the in-house Disneyland torturer said that Mr Lucas was looking forward to the franchise further trampling fans’ sacred memories underfoot. [read...]
A full refund has been offered to all parents who have purchased Baby Eisenstein products after it was revealed that not one toddler has yet become a revolutionary film director. [read...]
Three humiliated former spouses of Prince Charming spoke out today after it emerged that the royal cad had been married to them all simultaneously. [read...]