Evil empire takes over other evil empire in bid to finally crush childhood memories
Under the terms of the invasion, Lucas will retain a consultancy role from his bottle dungeon at Disneyland.
Speaking for about three quarters of an hour too long, the in-house Disneyland torturer said that Mr Lucas was looking forward to the franchise further trampling fans’ sacred memories underfoot.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2012
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