Joe and Paula Western decided to set aside their differences on Christmas day and play a game of football in no-mans land, the area between the house and the garden shed where Joe now sleeps. [read...]
Citing ‘irreconcilable breakdowns’, the government has decided that henceforth Network Rail can only have access rights to the rail network at weekends, public holidays and any other inconvenient time possible. ‘It’s been a stormy relationship,’ [read...]
The ongoing divorce of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie has run into difficulties, as neither of the couple can remember how many children they’ve bought over the years. Jolie is said to be going through her desk for the receipts, [read...]
He is an internationally famous professional ballroom dancer who dabbled disastrously in centre-left politics. She earned her fame on the radio by saying things about pop records, putting them on, then taking them off and saying more things, [read...]
Divorce documents have been filed by Johnny Depp and his actress wife Amber Heard, citing ‘irreconcilable dogs’ as the cause. The couple are now facing a protracted three-way battle with the Australian Government for custody of the pooches, [read...]
