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Darth Vader joins Fathers for Justice
Dressed up as Batman to draw attention to his plight. [read...]
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Amber Heard marries large pile of money
Model-turned-actress-turned-model-again Amber Heard has today married a big pile of money. Heard, who has previously had relationships with various men with big piles of money, said she had found that a legal loophole allowed her to marry the money directly, [read...]
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Zoe and Ed Balls to split
He is an internationally famous professional ballroom dancer who dabbled disastrously in centre-left politics. She earned her fame on the radio by saying things about pop records, putting them on, then taking them off and saying more things, [read...]
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Divorcing couple play football on Christmas Day
Joe and Paula Western decided to set aside their differences on Christmas day and play a game of football in no-mans land, the area between the house and the garden shed where Joe now sleeps. [read...]
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Network Rail to have control of tracks at weekends only
Citing ‘irreconcilable breakdowns’, the government has decided that henceforth Network Rail can only have access rights to the rail network at weekends, public holidays and any other inconvenient time possible. ‘It’s been a stormy relationship,’ [read...]