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World’s longest-married couple ‘only together for the sake of the kids’

Jack and Winnie Sandford got married in 1933 and have been together 77 years, longer than anyone else on earth, but according to 98-year-old Jack it is a living hell. ‘Every morning I wake up and wish I was dead. Or better still she was.’

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Posted: May 4th, 2012
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Divorcing couple play football on Christmas Day

will all kick off again on Boxing DayJoe and Paula Western decided to set aside their differences on Christmas day and play a game of football in no-mans land, the area between the house and the garden shed where Joe now sleeps.

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Posted: Dec 24th, 2011
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Comment: Why my first four marriages are the ideal preparation for a fifth

‘What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. (Nice try though, Cathy, if you’re reading this.) The important thing is always to learn from what life throws at you, and you don’t get hitched a third of a dozen times without picking up a few pointers along the way.’

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Posted: Sep 12th, 2011
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Adulterers warned against memory foam mattresses

Ms Lusted said that memory foam mattresses had even appeared in court as witnesses in acrimonious divorce cases.

‘Some people may not be aware that the mattresses can also store and replay coital grunts and cries,’ she added.

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Posted: Jan 3rd, 2011
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Clegg-Cameron split rumours grow as pair divide up CD collection

‘They’ve spent the last few days amicably putting yellow and blue post-it stickers on their music,’ said family friend Vince Cable.

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Posted: Oct 7th, 2010
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