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DIY show does makeover for normal, healthy family

Viewers of a DIY makeover show were left a little bemused last night as they watched the transformation of a house occupied by a normal healthy family. John Thompson, 49, and his wife Debra and two children were the lucky recipients of some fairly costly renovations to their ‘tired-looking’ home.

‘The producers asked me on arrival if I’d lost a child recently or if any of them were terminally ill, or disabled, or had Down Syndrome, spina bifida, meningitis, leukaemia, eating disorders, a colostomy bag or were being bullied or just ugly. My boy had tonsilitis a few years back but other than that everyone is fine,’ said Mr Thompson.

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Posted: Jul 18th, 2014
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DIY SOS team to rebuild Gaddafi’s house

‘We got a call from this chap in Libya,’ said Nick Knowles. ‘He said his house was in a right state due to being bombed by western infidel scum who would be hung from meat hooks along the streets of Tripoli for the vultures to peck at for a thousand years. It had us all in tears when we heard. He’d started some repairs himself but had to stop due to trying to hold his crumbling empire together, massacring his people and giving out fake ceasefires.’

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Posted: Mar 22nd, 2011
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