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DIY SOS team called in to help Westminster couple renovate tatty coalition

serious underpinning needed, not to mention all that pointingDave and Nick have spent much of their time together trying to build a comfortable coalition for them both to work in. But despite being keen on DIY, their attempts so far have been nothing short of disastrous.

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Posted: Mar 22nd, 2012
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DIY SOS team to rebuild Gaddafi’s house

‘We got a call from this chap in Libya,’ said Nick Knowles. ‘He said his house was in a right state due to being bombed by western infidel scum who would be hung from meat hooks along the streets of Tripoli for the vultures to peck at for a thousand years. It had us all in tears when we heard. He’d started some repairs himself but had to stop due to trying to hold his crumbling empire together, massacring his people and giving out fake ceasefires.’

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Posted: Mar 22nd, 2011
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