An American high school student is suing an elderly Japanese man who, he claims, tricked him into washing cars and doing DIY at his house, under the pretence that he was learning self defence. [read...]
A B&Q survey discovered that most people would much rather place their vitals in a cauldron of boiling water than watch a pair of privileged chancers, while eating burned sausages and waving plastic flags. [read...]
‘He may have got in a tangle attempting to put up some shelves’ [read...]
The ceremony began with great enthusiasm many months ago, but was soon behind schedule as participants drifted off to start and then abandon a number of other projects. [read...]
The People’s Republic of China is facing worldwide indignation after the results of a ten-year conservation project on the Great Wall were unveiled today, revealing that its entire 4,000 mile length had been covered in a mock-Tudor facade. [read...]
