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Royal Wedding Cauldron now outselling B-B-Q says B&Q

A B&Q survey discovered that most people would much rather place their vitals in a cauldron of boiling water than watch a pair of privileged chancers, while eating burned sausages and waving plastic flags.

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Posted: Apr 6th, 2011
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Crucifixion of Jesus ‘may have been a DIY accident’

Joseph taught him everything he knew about popping it in the right hole‘He may have got in a tangle attempting to put up some shelves’

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Posted: Jun 24th, 2010
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British DIY awards started and then left for months

The ceremony began with great enthusiasm many months ago, but was soon behind schedule as participants drifted off to start and then abandon a number of other projects.

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Posted: Mar 30th, 2010
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Worldwide condemnation as Great Wall of China given mock-Tudor facade

now even more visible from spaceThe People’s Republic of China is facing worldwide indignation after the results of a ten-year conservation project on the Great Wall were unveiled today, revealing that its entire 4,000 mile length had been covered in a mock-Tudor facade.

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Posted: Sep 14th, 2009
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Ikea launch the flatpack coffin

‘Can be put together ‘in under an hour’ by grieving relatives’

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Posted: May 4th, 2008
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