A B&Q survey discovered that most people would much rather place their vitals in a cauldron of boiling water than watch a pair of privileged chancers, while eating burned sausages and waving plastic flags. [read...]
‘He may have got in a tangle attempting to put up some shelves’ [read...]
The ceremony began with great enthusiasm many months ago, but was soon behind schedule as participants drifted off to start and then abandon a number of other projects. [read...]
The People’s Republic of China is facing worldwide indignation after the results of a ten-year conservation project on the Great Wall were unveiled today, revealing that its entire 4,000 mile length had been covered in a mock-Tudor facade. [read...]
‘Can be put together ‘in under an hour’ by grieving relatives’ [read...]
