Police have been put on ‘Avenger Alert’ after evil scientists warned a production delay in DNA-altering microchips is set to deny under-50s raised on a diet of trashy Superhero movies their dream of becoming part-human, [read...]
The Greek tragedy celebrity is recovering from having his bizarre sex life examined and dissected by the country’s unemployed after he appeared on the popular talk show this morning. The show saw the most nail-biting wait for DNA results in the its history, [read...]
Parents Gary and Carrie Harris were said to be devastated this Christmas morning when their twenty month old daughter, Fleur-Alora, seemed to prefer her presents to the wrapping paper they came in. “It was awful,” [read...]
After years of genetic engineering experiments, scientists have perfected a cow whose meat is so depressingly bland that it has been approved for consumption by the Vegan Society. Their company is now considering starting a “quasi-vegetarian McDonald’s” [read...]
‘First it was horse-meat; now this’, said disappointed customer, Chloe, while ravenously devouring a uniformly grey reconstituted kebab, ‘It’s really important to know about it.’ [read...]
