Leaked documents have revealed that the Vatican plans to appoint a ‘much younger, hotter, sassier Pope’ next time the position becomes available in an effort to reach out to a new generation of churchgoers.
Posted: Mar 11th, 2011
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The government has announced that the current star of the long-running drama ‘The Prime Minister’ is to step down due to poor ratings. It is widely anticipated that the role will be taken over by a new younger actor from May, although sceptics confidently predict that the new format will still attract a smaller audience than The Antiques Roadshow.
Posted: Apr 6th, 2010
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Finalised BARB figures have revealed that the BBC won the 2009 winter ratings battle hands down, after over 20 million viewers tuned in to see Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II transmogrify into a much younger monarch.
Posted: Jan 11th, 2010
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A Home Office report today suggested that it was ‘highly likely’ Doctor Who star David Tennant would have his identity stolen by a younger man ‘within the year’.
Posted: Jul 25th, 2009
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