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BBC commissions edgy new series ‘Junior-Doctor Who’

Cashing in on the continued success of Doctor Who, the BBC has announced a new spin-off series for the franchise, Junior-Doctor Who, which will focus on the early years of The Doctor’s career after he completed his medical degree at Gallifrey Metropolitan University.
‘The new Junior-Doctor will add a whole new dimension of excitement to the show,’ promised producer Steven Moffatt, ‘not least because every week there’s a strong chance he’ll accidentally kill the people he’s supposed to be saving.’

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Posted: Aug 4th, 2013
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Robert Mugabe declares himself the new Doctor Who

With all the votes counted in Zimbabwe’s general election, officials have today confirmed that President Robert Mugabe has been elected as the new Doctor Who. The 89-year-old will be unveiled live on BBC1 on Sunday night, along with his assistant Morgan Tsvangirai, and will take up the role in December when the current Doctor’s term of office comes to an end.

‘This is a splendid victory for our glorious President,’ said a Zanu-PF spokesman. ‘He deserves to become a Time Lord – no one has done more to turn back time and rewrite history in Zimbabwe than our great leader. He is the people’s choice and has an outstanding record in facing up to those white cybermen.’

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Posted: Aug 2nd, 2013
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Time Lords reform ‘could be retrospective’

MPs of all parties hit out at plans to reform the Time Lords retroactively, with new measures coming into effect as early as 1893.

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Posted: Jul 12th, 2012
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Isle of Wight residents run in fear at sight of man in electric wheelchair

The electrified man-machine contraption was first spotted at Ryde Pier ticket desk, where it bought a travel pass, apparently oblivious to the fear and chaos it was causing.

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Posted: Apr 3rd, 2012
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Leaked documents reveal Vatican plans ‘younger, sexier Pope’ next time round

Leaked documents have revealed that the Vatican plans to appoint a ‘much younger, hotter, sassier Pope’ next time the position becomes available in an effort to reach out to a new generation of churchgoers.

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Posted: Mar 11th, 2011
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