After studying the anonymous records of over 10,000 GP patients the General Medical Council has concluded that those who lie most blatantly about their drinking habits are less likely to suffer from heart attacks and strokes. [read...]
Fears are growing that Britain may be swamped by a ‘grey wave’ of elderly migrants returning once European healthcare accords are abolished when Britain leaves the EU. About 75% of Britons settled in continental Europe are one untimely slip in the shower away from the Grim Reaper – [read...]
GP receptionists have insisted that they be given full control over all aspects of NHS finances and public health policy, it has emerged.
Under the plans, Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt will be made redundant and forced into a lucrative post in the private sector, [read...]
Jeremy Hunt has announced 1500 new places for grumpy, obstructive middle-aged women to be trained as doctors’ receptionists. Hunt continued: ‘It’s key to our strategy of making everything worse that we make visiting the doctor as difficult and inconvenient as possible’. [read...]
‘He just clammed up and looked very strange as soon as I started explaining about my thick smelly discharge.’ [read...]