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NHS 111 service to be restricted to well people

‘Ill people have the unfortunate effect of clogging up the health system, and they can really bring down the people in the call centre with their constant winging,’ said a Government spokesman.

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Posted: Jul 30th, 2013
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Britain’s oldest hypochondriac dies aged 98

Friends say he had been feeling unwell for about 80 years or so.

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Posted: Jul 1st, 2013
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NHS to start publishing surgeons’ golf handicaps

‘The public have the right to know how their surgeon is performing on the fairways and the greens,’ said Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt.

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Posted: Jun 28th, 2013
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Platitudes to be available on NHS

Doctors are being asked to cut down the number of drugs they prescribe to their patients, and offer a range of platitudes instead. These will now be available on the NHS

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Posted: Feb 5th, 2013
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NHS to rely more on ‘reservist’ doctors and surgeons

Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt has announced that the NHS will welcome an additional 20,000 voluntary reservists who will step in to replace those trained professionals being made redundant in NHS ‘restructuring’.

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Posted: Jan 25th, 2013
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