Fears are growing that Britain may be swamped by a ‘grey wave’ of elderly migrants returning once European healthcare accords are abolished when Britain leaves the EU. About 75% of Britons settled in continental Europe are one untimely slip in the shower away from the Grim Reaper – [read...]
GP receptionists have insisted that they be given full control over all aspects of NHS finances and public health policy, it has emerged.
Under the plans, Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt will be made redundant and forced into a lucrative post in the private sector, [read...]
Jeremy Hunt has announced 1500 new places for grumpy, obstructive middle-aged women to be trained as doctors’ receptionists. Hunt continued: ‘It’s key to our strategy of making everything worse that we make visiting the doctor as difficult and inconvenient as possible’. [read...]
‘He just clammed up and looked very strange as soon as I started explaining about my thick smelly discharge.’ [read...]
‘This response to being screwed mercilessly for decades is totally disproportionate’ said the health minister. ‘As far as we know, there has been no proper ballot of patients, and I am told that there are some hospitals which can actually be reached by public transport, [read...]