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Laugh till it hurts – Follow Norfolk & Norwich University Hospital on Twitter!

‘Only 2375 fatalities so far in 2011. A fantastic effort team! #BetterThanItSoundsHonest’ – 11 hours ago

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Posted: May 29th, 2011
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NHS to combat GP appointment shortages by introducing placebo doctors

helps enormously if they're handsome with a hint of authorityThousands of non-medical practitioners will relieve the pressure on over-worked GPs, and at the same time raise the morale and sense of well-being of patients.

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Posted: May 1st, 2011
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New help-line ‘NHS Very Direct’ gives it to patients straight

‘Standard advice will include ‘stop making such a fuss’, ‘don’t waste your GP’s time’ and ‘Oooh…that sounds nasty’.’

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Posted: Feb 12th, 2011
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Cameron to discuss NHS reforms with GPs ‘as soon as he can get an appointment’

‘I tried calling as soon as their surgeries opened at 9 o’clock, but was told I was 14th in the queue.’

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Posted: Jan 18th, 2011
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Man battling cancer took real pounding, agree doctors

‘It was nothing short of embarrassing,’ chuckled trainee doctor Jack Neale. ‘This guy was made to look like a real amateur.’

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Posted: Mar 29th, 2010
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