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Veteran dog walker finally finds corpse in woods

After years of waking up early to take his dog for a walk through the woods, retiree Mike Edwards has finally found a corpse. The grim discovery, which he suspects will be the first of many, was made early yesterday morning when he noticed a hand sticking out from beneath some leaves.

‘I’ve been walking my dog through the woods every morning since I retired fifteen years ago’, said the 67-year-old. ‘Everybody knows that all dog walkers eventually find something like this, but I’ve not once found a mangled body or a skeleton. I’ve never even come across a discarded running shoe with the foot still inside. That all changed today; it’s terribly exciting’.

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Posted: Aug 6th, 2014
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Dog walkers threaten to keep bodies of murder victims

I don't do this for money...Angry dog-walkers are threatening to hang on to the bodies of murder victims unless the police act more quickly to return them. A spokesman for the Ramblers Association said their members were fed up with having to hassle the police to get the corpses back after officers had finished with their forensic inquiries.

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Posted: Jun 20th, 2012
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Lazy animal lovers welcome the remote-control dog

batteries bound to run out soon‘You can see from the look in his eyes when I’m making him do J-turns, burn-outs and wheelies that he loves every moment of it.’

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Posted: Nov 3rd, 2011
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SAS to launch own-brand poo bags for people who pick up after dogs

‘Picking up turds off the ground, especially ones you didn’t do yourself, is never going to be a glamorous job,’ said the SAS’s commercial director, Andy McNab. ‘But when you’re carrying an SAS-branded poo bag, people might see you in a different light.’

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Posted: Apr 16th, 2011
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Dogging hotspot ruined by picnicking families

nothing like a bit of fresh airUsed to be such a lovely, secluded spot where you could have sex in the back of a Vauxhall Vectra with someone else’s wife

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Posted: Oct 26th, 2009
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