Who says British inventiveness is dead and that Britain is just full of gammon-faced right-wing Brexiteer moronic savages? Not according to enterprising British firm Willy Warmers R Us, which has just launched an ingenious range of ‘dog-shaped’ [read...]
Tosh Ronson, MP, who shot a stray dog has been slated for posing for pictures as he watched the vet perform life-saving surgery on the animals leg. Mr. Ronson – along with three other Tory MPs who also shot dogs and then subsequently took them to the vet – [read...]
The canine world has been cheered by news that Mannie, a Labrador retriever from Warrington, has finally killed the vacuum cleaner which had been terrorising his household. ‘Turns out, I was attacking the wrong end all these years’, [read...]
A dog from a busy street in your neighbourhood has confirmed that it will not stop barking when you walk past its house, citing the fact that you walked past as evidence of the technique’s deterrent qualities. [read...]
A dog forced to put on a Christmas jumper against its will is quietly waiting for the perfect moment to sink his teeth into its owner’s ankle. Six-year-old Miniature Schnauzer Barnaby Green made the decision to attack after he was forced into a knitted ‘Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer’ jumper-with-hat combo set. [read...]
