The irritated canine said, ‘I mean they can’t even muster up the merest charade of mystery by putting it in you know, a box. No. Let’s just wrap the bone up like a bone and put it next to the massive PlayStation 5 you bought for the ten-year old little prick that just gives you shit all of the time. [read...]
A dog forced to put on a Christmas jumper against its will is quietly waiting for the perfect moment to sink his teeth into its owner’s ankle. Six-year-old Miniature Schnauzer Barnaby Green made the decision to attack after he was forced into a knitted ‘Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer’ jumper-with-hat combo set. [read...]
Scientists conducting an interdisciplinary experiment at Cambridge have been condemned as ‘foolish’ after two of Pavlov’s dogs began responding or not responding to the possibility of Schrödinger’s cat being alive or dead in a sealed box near their kennels. [read...]
Not content with charging people who have much more money than common sense an eye-watering £6 for a bag of fallen leaves this Autumn, posh supermarket Waitrose, announced earlier today that it is going to extend the concept. [read...]
Since being born with a rare split penis, both of which are effective for sexual reproduction, labrador Derek has been monitored by boffins in comparison with other single ‘boner’ canines. During the course of his six year life so far the scientists have not noticed Derek being any more busy than his mono-schlonged cousins. [read...]
