Most of the people turning out to vote in this Thursday’s European elections are motivated to do so by the fact that last time they voted there was a cute dog tied to a post outside the polling station, [read...]
Who says British inventiveness is dead and that Britain is just full of gammon-faced right-wing Brexiteer moronic savages? Not according to enterprising British firm Willy Warmers R Us, which has just launched an ingenious range of ‘dog-shaped’ [read...]
Tosh Ronson, MP, who shot a stray dog has been slated for posing for pictures as he watched the vet perform life-saving surgery on the animals leg. Mr. Ronson – along with three other Tory MPs who also shot dogs and then subsequently took them to the vet – [read...]
The canine world has been cheered by news that Mannie, a Labrador retriever from Warrington, has finally killed the vacuum cleaner which had been terrorising his household. ‘Turns out, I was attacking the wrong end all these years’, [read...]
A dog from a busy street in your neighbourhood has confirmed that it will not stop barking when you walk past its house, citing the fact that you walked past as evidence of the technique’s deterrent qualities. [read...]
