The Spanish seaside resort of Magaluf is inundated with Americans preparing for the second coming of their former president, it was reported yesterday. ‘Why here?’ said Stephanie Greene of Davenport, Iowa. ‘Q said we get to ‘Make America Great Again, [read...]
There’s growing international outrage after the creators of ‘comedy’ series Mrs Browns Boys received a Presidential pardon from Donald Trump. Convicted of crimes against humanity, which carries a life term, the shows team will now walk free despite causing unprecedented misery for viewers since 2011. [read...]
Diminutive wordsmith and serial shagger Jeffrey Archer has apologised after a story he wrote long ago about an American billionaire game show host who becomes US President, with an Eastern European wife who may or may not be a robot controlled by forces unseen, [read...]
Donald Trump has issued a full pardon to all members of the A-Team, finally acknowledging that they had been wrongfully imprisoned for a crime they did NOT commit. The outgoing President delivered a special address to the fugitives from justice. [read...]
Delaware 9th January 2021: In a solemn statement tonight, President-Elect Joe Biden Jr, has announced major new plans which cannot be refuted by Senate – and he’s starting with the White House curtains – or as americans calls them “Drapes”. [read...]
