On LP and cassette from Monday all of Donnie’s Favourite hits. Including: Woman, Cry by Bob Marley Yes, Yes, Yes by Dawn Penn Would It Be Nice? by The Beach Boys Aint not no stopping us now Mountain high enough Aint no no sunshine in my life I can’t not get no satisfaction With such… [read...]
United States security services have expressed their dismay that US President Donald Trump sided with the Russian President Vladimir Putin with regard to Russian meddling in the Presidential election, saying that Mr Trump can’t see the wouldn’t for the trees. [read...]
Donald Trump has only given the UK one star on his Trip Advisor review of his recent visit. He criticised many aspects of this trip, including the food. “When I booked I had expected bed and Brexit,” Trump wrote. [read...]
Breakfast broadcaster and GMB’s biggest anchor, Piers Morgan, has seized power at ITV Studios and established a new channel called Morgan TV which will broadcast nothing but programmes featuring the puffed-up windbag every evening for ten hours. [read...]
In a series of elaborate dares, President Trump has not only insisted that the Prime Minister sues the EU, but that she also does a striptease for whole twenty seconds and swallows a goldfish. Not wanting to lose face, [read...]
