Brits have been advised not to plan too many activities this weekend as World War Three is tentatively scheduled to break out at some stage. The Met Office issued a warning that WW3 is likely to bring considerably more disruption to travel than last month’s ‘Beast from the East.’ Even though it sounds bad, [read...]
After all the mud-slinging of recent weeks Republican wives are stepping up to the mark to help their husbands gain ground in the nomination contest. With public rallies, TV debates and high velocity media campaigns seen to be doing more harm than good to the last remaining Republican candidates, [read...]
Barron Trump has resigned from his White House role with immediate effect, citing ‘differences of opinion on policy’ between himself and his father. This follows the President reneging on a firm commitment made after intense negotiation to acquire a puppy on arrival in Washington. [read...]
North Korean officials have declared their ‘honey trap’ a success, having lured President Trump with a bevy of attractive Kim’s, including Basinger, Cattrall and Philby. [read...]
Having tackled the stigma of autism with the character of Julia, Sesame Workshop has decided to raise awareness of what it is like to be a mad president. ‘Trumpy’ is set to bewitch children, with his trademark quiff and dislike of all the Hispanic cast members. [read...]
