Since the dawn of storytelling, humans have speculated whether the big light in the sky was actually hot or merely a billion-candle torch from a gadget emporium. Icarus had wings of wax, which were said to have melted as he flew too close to the Sun, [read...]
The Eurovision Song Contest of climate change; the COP25 meeting, has been relocated from Chile to Madrid due to violent protests in the South American country arising from Bill Oddie pulling out. This after previously being moved to Chile from Brazil after Brazil double-booked the venue with a wedding. [read...]
A selection of Donald Trump’s pants are being prepared to fuel a forthcoming fireside chat. A White House spokesman explained; “Top scientists have determined that the President’s underpants are the ideal fuel for burning – [read...]
‘Something. Anything. A beautiful thing. So beautiful. It could be big, really so big. Huge. A great big wonderful beautiful thing. Just the biggest. And the beautifulest. Bigly. With good people. Such good people. Our people are wonderful, [read...]
Forty years on from their last bout, restling fans’ favourite Baghdadi has been finished off by his arch-enemy and man the public love to hate, Giant Haystacks.Haystacks, so-called because of his bloated bulk and unconvincing straw-coloured toupee, [read...]
