Blistering congressional testimony by Michael Cohen has revealed absolutely 0% new information about the character of Donald Trump. In fact, news that Trump is a ‘conman’ and a ‘cheat’ will come as a relief to those who thought he was so much worse. [read...]
The President Trump Corporation (in association with the NRA Investments & Loans LLC) has put forward its plans for hardening schools all across the United States to make them fit for the 21st century – [read...]
“The President has adapted brilliantly to using his primitive forehands to grasp burgers just long enough to toss them into his open mouthparts,” explained Sarah Sanders, the White House’s animal behaviourist and ex circus bear wrestler. [read...]
Greggs the baker has said that food preparation procedures will be reviewed after vegan sausage rolls were accidentally sold as meat ones. Piers Morgan, who has pretended to be a Greggs customer for many years, [read...]
Congress today blocked President’s Trump’s funding for a wall on the US southern border, on economic grounds. ‘An alleged major benefit of the wall will be to reduce the volume of drugs crossing the border by half,’ [read...]
