President of the USA and close ally of the Almighty, Donald Trump, has reacted in typically understated sociopathic fashion, to reports calling into question certain biblical events, saying they might not be wholly accurate, or even happened in the first place. [read...]
Legendary UK rock and roll band, The Rolling Stones have abandoned possible legal action against US President and Bleach Boy fan, Donald Trump. They had issued him with a cease-and-desist-you-scumbag letter, for the continued use of their music since 2016, [read...]
In attempting to permanently remove Katie Hopkins from their platform, Twitter have made the classic error of not putting a stake through her heart, or at the very least, using some extra-strong antibiotics. An exorcism, [read...]
After failing to Make America Great Again, Donald Trump has moved to Plan B – Make Turds Shine Again. “People said it couldn’t be done, you can’t polish a turd”, the President said. “But I’ve built a career on polishing turds. [read...]
Donald Trump has insisted that he only visited the White House for a tiny, short, little period of time, and any suggestions that he is the President and should be leading and uniting a divided nation are fake news. [read...]
