In a rare demonstration of international cooperation, leaders around the world have joined together to prevent the planet falling off a precipice. ‘No matter what happens, we have your back,’ said the three leaders, who normally engage in a little ribald teasing of each other. [read...]
Theresa May, Conservative and Gurnionist Yes I would push the button, after discussing it with my husband on a country walk Jeremy Corbyn, Labour and North Islington Co-Operative Supermarket Deli Counter Over my dead body – [read...]
‘If Detroit doesn’t shape up, it should have to ship out!’ [read...]
Fox News reported today that President Trump has fired Abraham Lincoln for misleading the American people. Trump, whose power base is built on fooling some of the people all of the time, i.e. his loyal supporters, [read...]
The White House has issued a directive to replace the FBI with a Federal Bureau of Fabrication, Invention and ‘general Bullsh$t’. A spokeswoman explained that the outgoing director, James Comey, was not sufficiently nefarious to represent the administration and that they preferred ‘a small, [read...]
