In surprise twist to the presidential primary in New Hampshire, voters from Basingstoke to Gosport have resoundingly thrown their support behind William Pitt, the 1st Earl of Chatham. Despite Pitt being absent from frontline politics for the last two hundred and forty years, [read...]
Following acquittal at his impeachment hearing, a triumphant President Donald Trump revealed that. should he win a second term in office, one of the central planks of new legislation he will seek to introduce will be ‘Trump Justice’. [read...]
A massive witch has loudly complained about a perceived witch-hunt, intended to prove that he’s a witch, just because he is a witch. ‘This is the biggest witch-hunt in history,’ claimed Tonald Drump, a witch wearing a pointy hat and stirring a bubbling cauldron.The allegations of witchcraft centre around witnesses having seen Drump carrying out… [read...]
With the nation in mourning following the death of Democracy, the United States is to hold an official state funeral in its honour.
Speaking to an empty room at a White House press conference after all news outlets were barred from attending, [read...]