Bowing to President Trump’s superiority God is in negotiations with the White House to rewrite the Ten Commandments to bring them up to present day US standards. “God has spoken to me bigly over the past few days and we are going to work together to make the Ten Commandments much more perfect,” said President… [read...]
Political commentators are becoming more concerned over the mental health of President Donald Trump after his recent appearance at a student summit in Florida. In a rambling address The President revealed that in the grand scheme of the Cosmos the Earth is a really tiny place, [read...]
Since the dawn of storytelling, humans have speculated whether the big light in the sky was actually hot or merely a billion-candle torch from a gadget emporium. Icarus had wings of wax, which were said to have melted as he flew too close to the Sun, [read...]
The Eurovision Song Contest of climate change; the COP25 meeting, has been relocated from Chile to Madrid due to violent protests in the South American country arising from Bill Oddie pulling out. This after previously being moved to Chile from Brazil after Brazil double-booked the venue with a wedding. [read...]
A selection of Donald Trump’s pants are being prepared to fuel a forthcoming fireside chat. A White House spokesman explained; “Top scientists have determined that the President’s underpants are the ideal fuel for burning – [read...]
