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Geoff Capes spotted on Phobos

‘He’s got a copy of the Radio Times from August 1984 and what looks like a half-eaten Cornish pasty, but it’s difficult to tell due to the size of his hands.’

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Posted: Jul 11th, 2015
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Trump targets comb-over vote in bid for White House

‘We’ve been laughed at for too long’ said Trump. ‘It’s time for follicly-challenged men everywhere to stand up and be counted. To stand tall and proud like your hair on a windy day on a championship links golf course’.

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Posted: Jun 18th, 2015
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‘Birthers’ conflicted after Obama’s birth certificate proves he is son of God

on a mission to heal the sickRepublican conspiracy theorists have reported bewilderment today after their persistent claims for documentary evidence of the President’s place of birth were answered by a birth certificate confirming that Barack Obama was born neither in Hawaii or Kenya, but in a stable in Bethlehem.

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Posted: Apr 19th, 2014
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Donald Trump forms his own militia

vowing to restore democracy his own wayWith US gun sales at a record high following Barack Obama’s re-election, American businessman Donald Trump has confirmed that he’s bought most of them, formed his own constitutional militia, and is planning to overthrow the US government.

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Posted: Nov 12th, 2012
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‘President Trump’ would have fired Detroit

has fired himself‘If Detroit doesn’t shape up, it should have to ship out!’

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Posted: May 16th, 2011
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