It’s a problem familiar to sports fan across the globe. Surinam just doesn’t have enough professional baseball players to make the World Series; Cambodia’s footballers have never made the World Cup finals; Trinidad & Tobago struggles every four years to qualify for the Winter Olympics. [read...]
Ancient and recently rebranded deity Yahweh has admitted previous expressions of displeasure at Donald Trump’s America were ‘too subtle’. The Almighty has therefore declared that henceforth all plagues, meteorological extremes and geological upheavals should be named after senior Republican figures, [read...]
After Germany said that there was “unequivocal proof” that Alexei Navalny was poisoned with Novichok the members of NATO have unanimously agreed to tut and shake their heads at Russia in response. The use of a military grade nerve agent in the poisoning of an opposition politician points strongly toward the involvement of the Russian… [read...]
Finding his rally tickets and most virulent hashtags compassionately swamped by K-pop activists, Donald Trump has boldly ‘reclaimed’ the genre, astounding supporters by transforming the Republican convention into a torch-waving electropop extravaganza. While generally stupified by most things, [read...]
‘The president thinks the polls come from Poland,’ said an unnamed White House source. He’s convinced of this because he says Quinnipiac sounds Polish. ‘He repeatedly asks why they can’t just invade Poland. During one briefing he marked up directions on a map for his generals to follow. [read...]
