Black? Forget it! Hispanic? Madre Mia! Piss poor? Oh…pleeeeeze! Female, young and pretty? Great! Trophy wife. Female, old and fat? Hey woman, just get back in the kitchen. Gay? You know the answer… The USA is the place to be if you are a wealthy old white man. [read...]
Following a speech to police recruits in West Yorkshire when Boris Johnson gave a rambling address, so flat and incoherent that it apparently bored one female officer to death, Johnson’s boss, Donald Trump, has told him in no uncertain terms to ‘get his goddamn act together’. [read...]
The people of Ireland are braced for the arrival of Donald Trump, with many likening it to the birth of Jedward. Historically Ireland has had more than its fair share of tragedies, but nothing can prepare the emerald isle for a meeting with the orange numbnut. [read...]
Current Prime Minister Boris Johnson suffered yet another body blow today as his distinctive blond hair announced it was resigning from his head. The messy coiffure issued a statement saying: ‘I can no longer support the direction the rest of Boris Johnson is going. [read...]
Hurricane Dorian, the second strongest of its kind recorded in the Atlantic region, was reported to be “shocked and disgusted” at the human population for giving it such an embarrassing name. ‘I started out as a mild mannered category three, [read...]
