Congress today blocked President’s Trump’s funding for a wall on the US southern border, on economic grounds. ‘An alleged major benefit of the wall will be to reduce the volume of drugs crossing the border by half,’ [read...]
Doctors in the US have warned that Donald Trump’s brain shutdown could last for years, even if most people will struggle to see any difference. The orange manbaby worked himself into a crimson rage because he couldn’t get funding for the border wall between the US and Mexico, [read...]
Politics has said sorry to the nation for accidentally becoming interesting. ‘We cherish our reputation as ‘show business for ugly people’ said Politics, ‘and we want to protect our long held capacity to bore the pants off the electorate then quietly shaft them up the arse, [read...]
Broadcaster HBO is offering a $500,000 reward for the safe return of a stolen laptop containing scripts for the 2019 season of popular comedy soap /reality drama, The Trumps. The show which has been taking the world by storm with its mix of sleaze, [read...]
Since the dawn of storytelling, humans have speculated whether the big light in the sky was actually hot or merely a billion-candle torch from a gadget emporium. Icarus had wings of wax, which were said to have melted as he flew too close to the Sun, [read...]
