A new translation of the Emperor Nero’s diary has revealed his suspicion about reporting of the great fire which took place while he was fiddling. “Officials told me in a briefing 16 people had died. [read...]
The people of Ireland are braced for the arrival of Donald Trump, with many likening it to the birth of Jedward. Historically Ireland has had more than its fair share of tragedies, but nothing can prepare the emerald isle for a meeting with the orange numbnut. [read...]
President Trump’s plans for a Veterans’ Day military parade followed by a star-spangled dictatorship, have been delayed due to a shortage of tan-green uniforms in his size. Organizers have had to cancel 100 metric tonnes of bunting, [read...]
US security services have expressed their dismay that President Donald Trump is continuing to deny siding with Russia’s President Vladimir Putin with regard to Russian meddling in the 2016 election by claiming that he ‘mis-spoke’. [read...]
On LP and cassette from Monday all of Donnie’s Favourite hits. Including: Woman, Cry by Bob Marley Yes, Yes, Yes by Dawn Penn Would It Be Nice? by The Beach Boys Aint not no stopping us now Mountain high enough Aint no no sunshine in my life I can’t not get no satisfaction With such… [read...]
