After China constructed a military airbase in Antarctica under the watchful eyes of a colony of chinstrap penguins, Foreign Minister Wang Yi rejected suggestions China was militarizing the icy continent. ‘China has always owned Antarctica. [read...]
Donald Trump has included popular ‘news’ site NewsBiscuit in his lawsuit against Facebook, Twitter and Google, who he has accused of violating his freedom of speech. ‘Those guys, they used to write about a lot, [read...]
Leading experts are worried that world leaders are abusing a deny everything app for their own unscrupulous ends. A leading expert spokesman for the leading experts said every time one of them does something utterly horrendous, [read...]
At an adult-rated Press Conference today, Donald Trump’s penis has announced his intention of running for the 2024 Republican presidential candidacy. The diminutive but charismatic member who rose to prominence – or, rather, didn’t – [read...]
Donald Trump has made his first big move since leaving the White House – pairing with North Korean supremo Kim Jong-Un to form a boy band. The former US president dropped the bombshell with a tweet from Pyongyang Road studios where he’s secretly been working with Kim on a launch album. [read...]
