Lottery winner ‘will definitely let it change him’
A resident of Arizona who won $500 million in the ‘Powerball Lottery’ has claimed he is ‘looking forward’ to the money changing him completely.
Posted: Dec 11th, 2012
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Donald Trump forms his own militia
With US gun sales at a record high following Barack Obama’s re-election, American businessman Donald Trump has confirmed that he’s bought most of them, formed his own constitutional militia, and is planning to overthrow the US government.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2012
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‘President Trump’ would have fired Detroit
Donald Trump, billionaire businessman and star of the hit USA show The Apprentice has had to withdraw from the American Presidential race after it was revealed that he had plans to sack the troublesome city of Detroit. A leaked document revealed that Trump was looking forward to bringing his business acumen to the biggest job in the world, and would have streamlined the United States down to ‘thirty-five to forty profitable states’ before organising a leveraged buy-out of other more profitable territories.
Posted: May 16th, 2011
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‘Birthers’ conflicted after Obama’s birth certificate proves he is son of God
Republican conspiracy theorists have reported bewilderment today after their persistent claims for documentary evidence of the President’s place of birth were answered by a birth certificate confirming that Barack Obama was born neither in Hawaii or Kenya, but in a stable in Bethlehem.
Posted: Apr 27th, 2011
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