Donald Trump’s campaign to become President of the United States took another knock this week after his haircut controversially quit the team with just ten weeks to go till election day. The comb-over said that it could no longer work in such proximity to Donald’s mouth, [read...]
Have you ever done something that you’d have preferred didn’t come to light? Do you often open that great big mouth of yours without first putting your brain into gear and instantly regret it? Then ‘The Expert’s Guide to Whitewashing’ [read...]
Akie Abe, Japan’s First Lady, has spoken out against President Trump’s assertion that she speaks ‘no English, zero.’ ‘I was educated at the bleedin’ English school in Japan – what do you think the teachers spoke? [read...]
In the light of old and new Russian links and renewed friendships President Trump has ordered a revamp of the White House Library with a special section dedicated to Russia. The new Dewey Decimal Classification System includes the following classifications for Republican researchers and presidential staff currently hanging on to their jobs. [read...]
Organisers of Pamplona’s San Fermin festival have announced, as a rebuke to Donald Trump’s rejection of the Paris Accords at the Hamburg G20 meeting, that all of the bulls in the ‘Running of the bulls’ [read...]
