Donald Trump’s campaign to become President of the United States took another knock this week after his haircut controversially quit the team with just ten weeks to go till election day. The comb-over said that it could no longer work in such proximity to Donald’s mouth, [read...]
On advice from his latest campaign manager, Republican US Presidential candidate Donald Trump has launched a new ‘softer’ campaign slogan: ‘KKK for the USA.’ [read...]
‘The movie features a clever rat called Remy who hides under the hat of a young chef and tells him how to cook wonderful dishes,’ said a Pixar executive. ‘We got the idea from Trump’s hair, [read...]
Satire, an archetype invented by Roman poets, has promised to revert to taking a backseat role with effect from Friday. This will allow satirists to resume control of a vehicle that was threatening to nullify itself by creating real world conditions so ridiculous that it had become increasingly difficult to mock them. [read...]
Campaigners for Bill Cosby to become president of the US have now admitted that their candidate may now be too inappropriate to run for office, with his imminent trial for assault making him slightly less palatable than Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton. [read...]
