While conspiracy theories surround the attempted assassination of spy Sergei Skripal, the Russian President was keen to emphasize that he would not be so incompetent to use out-of-date nerve agent, a Salisbury park bench and a Zizzi’s salad. [read...]
Following Prime Minister Theresa May’s assertion that ‘the ball is now in the EU’s court’, discussions about Brexit are to be based entirely on sporting metaphors. EU chief negotiator has blamed the UK for taking their eye off the ball, [read...]
When Theresa asked Tim to pass a scribbled-on piece of paper of to Donald, a spate of note-passing followed which ended with teacher Mr. Juncker placing the whole of class 5B in detention. [read...]
UK diplomats have asked for urgent reassurances from the US after news reports that President Barack Obama has ‘rekindled’ the special relationship between Poland and the USA. [read...]
