‘Post Brexit, Hull will be a boomtown’, explained Donald Tusk, EC President. ‘Thanks to the strategic thinking of the British government, Hull will have its own silicone valley, its own international airport, a brand-new car factory, [read...]
Donald Tusk has been accused of inconsistency after announcing that there is no permitted free movement of people between the special place in Hell reserved for Brexiteers, and the rest of Hell, or the ‘Eternal Underground’ [read...]
Die-hard brexiteers dying without repentance will dwell for all eternity in a hellish simulacrum of the seat of European power, God confirmed today. ‘No-plan-no-dealers had every chance to say sorry’ said the Lord Almighty. ‘Not for them the blessed afterlife of a liberal, [read...]
In a last minute fevered negotiations the entire Brexit debate has been resolved. The EU has renamed itself “The European Community”, therefore the 1975 membership referendum can be invoked and Britain will now remain a full member in keeping with the wishes of those who voted at that time. [read...]
While conspiracy theories surround the attempted assassination of spy Sergei Skripal, the Russian President was keen to emphasize that he would not be so incompetent to use out-of-date nerve agent, a Salisbury park bench and a Zizzi’s salad. [read...]
