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Prince Charles busted in ‘Operation Poppyseed’ dawn raid

Minutes later several horses were taken into care from Princess Anne’s mansion at Gatcombe Park after testing positive for heroin.

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Posted: Jul 23rd, 2014
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Lance Armstrong tests positive for bullshit

‘After a detailed forensic examination, I am afraid to report that Mr Armstrong’s response to the mounting evidence against him was found to contain unnaturally high levels of bullshit.’

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Posted: Oct 12th, 2012
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Popeye takes weightlifting Gold amid doping claims

sponsored by Old Holborn, Mittal and Pepe jeansJudges became suspicious after the ageing and visibly out-of-condition sailor underwent a remarkable transformation after ingesting a large quantity of what he later claimed was spinach.

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Posted: Aug 1st, 2012
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China denies Olympic pool success down to human-dolphin hybrids

fancies Rebecca AdlingtonSuspicions were raised when BBC presenter Claire Balding overheard 16-year-old Ye Shiwen navigating her way around the Olympic pool’s deep-end using a series of clicks.

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Posted: Jul 30th, 2012
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Bradley Wiggins tests positive for Quadrophenia

This year’s Tour de France has been rocked by fresh allegations of modding.

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Posted: Jul 17th, 2012
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