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Man signs e-petition for something, feels much better

one click away from world dominationForty-eight year old Colin Taylor of Eastleigh is said to feeling ‘considerably more positive’ about his life, after entering his email address into a small box for an online petition last Tuesday.

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Posted: May 10th, 2013
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Severely drunk community demand rights, extra chili sauce, no salad

protesters saved a bit for 'besht mate' Dave CameronThousands of extremely inebriated men and women zig-zagged their way from Trafalgar Square to Downing Street late last night to deliver their hand-written, barely legible charter to the Prime Minister, demanding a fairer deal for tanked-up British citizens.

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Posted: May 3rd, 2013
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Valuables ‘missing’ after Queen’s visit to Downing Street

Search of Buckingham Palace 'could take a while' Prime Minister David Cameron has been put in an awkward position after staff at No.10 reported the disappearance of a number of wallets, handbags and mobile phones immediately following the Queen’s visit to Downing Street yesterday.

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Posted: Dec 18th, 2012
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Newsnight to stick with cat stories until further notice

The BBC has announced that for the rest of the year at least, flagship current affairs program Newsnight will solely run stories on politicians’ cats. The feline marathon will kick off with an examination of the mousing ability of Downing Street moggies Larry and Freya, who are both neutered and thus incapable of any sexual indiscretion.

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Posted: Nov 12th, 2012
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Major reshuffle at Swindon pest control firm

The CEO of Swindon-based company The Rat Trap has announced a major reshuffle to the firm’s structure, promising to inject a fresh sense of purpose into the ailing pest control outfit.

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Posted: Sep 4th, 2012
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