As ‘Nurse Who’, Miss Whittaker will be qualified to give bed baths to Cybermen and use Daleks to administer rectal probes. She will not, however, be permitted to do complicated male activities – such as diagnose farts, [read...]
Peter Capaldi has resigned as a locum Timelord, buckling under the pressure of delivering a 24/7 NHS alongside defeating Daleks. For Mr Capaldi the tipping point came when he was restricted to a 10 minute consultation on an alien invasion, [read...]
The BBC announced on the news today that it will be launching a new 24 hour news channel devoted entirely to itself. The channel will be called BBC BBC News and the strapline for the new project, [read...]
By steadfastly focusing on gloom in Ukraine, Iraq, Gaza and West Africa, the world’s general grumpiness has detracted from the UK’s enjoyment of a new Dr Who, Kate Bush in concert and the anticipation of Mario Balotelli going ‘bat shit crazy’ [read...]
Plans for the new Doctor Who series have been put on hold after a passport backlog at the Home Office forced the Time Lord to cancel a planned journey through time and space. [read...]
