Peter Capaldi has resigned as a locum Timelord, buckling under the pressure of delivering a 24/7 NHS alongside defeating Daleks. For Mr Capaldi the tipping point came when he was restricted to a 10 minute consultation on an alien invasion, [read...]
The internet is abuzz as Conservative Central Office released the first photo of the eighth Secretary of State for International Development, Penny Mordaunt, in character. Formerly known mainly for her role as the voluptuous underwater diving queen Morgana in the short-lived thriller ‘Splash’, [read...]
A huge archive of rediscovered Dr Who tapes, having been lovingly restored, are soon to be re-lost, ‘more thoroughly’ according to a BBC spokesman. [read...]
As ‘Nurse Who’, Miss Whittaker will be qualified to give bed baths to Cybermen and use Daleks to administer rectal probes. She will not, however, be permitted to do complicated male activities – such as diagnose farts, [read...]
The BBC announced on the news today that it will be launching a new 24 hour news channel devoted entirely to itself. The channel will be called BBC BBC News and the strapline for the new project, [read...]
