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Proof of time travel impossibility prompts radical overhaul of Dr Who

no short cut to GallifreyProducers of Doctor Who have had to concede that the programme may not have any tangible connection with reality after conclusive proof that time travel is impossible.

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Posted: Jul 26th, 2011
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Daleks lose Incapacity Benefit

Davros, leader of the Daleks, has reacted angrily to news that he and his creations will no longer be eligible for incapacity benefit.

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Posted: Nov 26th, 2010
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Crisis as ‘deus ex machina’ breaks down

Science fiction writers are meeting in Los Angeles today to discuss the implications to their craft, after the ‘god in the machine’ developed a fault last weekend.

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Posted: Apr 9th, 2010
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Dr Who complains of ‘ageist attitudes’ on Earth

In his first interview since his recent regeneration, Dr Who has complained of encountering incipient ageism. ‘Last week I tried to warn the UN Security Council that a comet that was about to hit the Earth, but they just told me ‘That’s interesting son, run along now and leave saving the planet to the grown-ups.’

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Posted: Mar 14th, 2010
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Earth faces extinction as pleas for help dismissed by Doctor Who’s zealous new receptionist

new secretary really hates time-wasters‘Once it was easy to get an appointment with the Doctor. Now it’s bleeding impossible. And, I swear, if I don’t do something about my Dalek problem, it could be fatal.’

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Posted: Jan 1st, 2010
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