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Count Dracula to present Top Gear, BBC announces

The BBC has announced that its search for a new Top Gear frontman is over. After a period of ‘thinking outside the coffin’, it has appointed Count Dracula as Jeremy Clarkson’s replacement on the grounds that the count, being dead already, need not worry about death threats and also bears a striking resemblance to Quentin Wilson.

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Posted: Apr 22nd, 2015
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Vampires may target ladies with ‘flimsy nightwear’ warns police chief

‘Known vampires are already entering this country in broad daylight. Well not broad daylight, obviously…’

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Posted: Oct 31st, 2006
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